Gag Me
Dear Joe,
My partner and I live in an apartment building that has an empty room next to the laundry room
that our landlord will let us use. We want to mount a sling and turn it into our little playroom but
we don't want people thinking all the banging going on is heavy laundry going through the
washer or dryer and coming down to check on it and spoiling our fun.
Any tips on some cheap sound-proofing for our little Sybaris.
— Loud 'n Proud
Dear Loud 'n Proud,
Well, it has finally happened. The leather community has sought me out to solve their very
special decorating problems. I have never been asked to design an S&M room, but your
question has inspired me. In addition to the usual accouterments of the sling (which could
double as a side chair), the rubber sheets, and the chest of toys, I'm thinking hankie-coded
toss pillows, dildo base lamps and tit-clamp drapery holdbacks.
Unfortunately these ideas come all too late to take advantage of the IML Leather Market, where
I could have sold these items at my own booth. There may have been a thriving business there
with the S&M (shop and model) crowd! I now realize that I have missed a golden shower of
opportunities.
Getting back to the question, your efforts to muffle the noise of unbridled sex don't sound very
'loud 'n proud' to me. Who cares what people hear? Maybe someone will come down and join
you! Then again, if your sex play sounds like laundry bangin' around, maybe the two of you
had better play by yourselves.
My first bit of noise-muffling advice would be to purchase a gag. I saw many of these in all
varieties of shapes and materials at the Leather Market. As far as the room is concerned, you
could cover the walls and ceiling with acoustic tiles. I have no idea of what this would cost.
You would have to have your landlord's permission, but this could be a very unique added
feature for the next person who rents the apartment!
Dear Joe,
A recent break-up has forced me into a small studio apartment.
It's pretty basic with white walls, white mini-blinds and tan carpeting. The kitchen is divided by
a counter. After several months of living with just a bed and computer desk, I would like to
make it a little more like home. I've got a little money to spend, but I don't want to waste it since I
don't plan on being here for a long time. I'm afraid of making a major mistake and could use a
little direction.
— Cindy
Dear Cindy,
You don't say how much 'a little money' is, so I'm going to offer a general plan. The two most
important necessities are a place to sit and a place to sleep. The best investment for this is a
sofa bed. Prices will vary, but buy the best that you can afford. The sofa bed will last for many
years and can be moved to your next living space. It can also be used for guests.
Tables are the next most important need. A coffeetable and/or end tables for the sofa should
be fairly simple in design to make your living space as open as possible. If they can have glass
tops, this is even better.
If you do not have room for a small dining table and two chairs, a couple of simple stools at the
kitchen counter will work nicely for you and a guest. The window could be softened and given
a more finished look by hanging narrow curtain panels at either end on a decorative rod (these
do not have to be able to be closed). Use a neutral color scheme to help expand the space.
This could mean using all tan, a blend of tan and white, or a soft palette of tan, sage and white.
And speaking of expanding space, adding a mirror can help tremendously.
All of these items can be easily moved and worked into your next living space. The two key
points are to keep it simple and don't invest in anything that you can't take with you.
Good luck!
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Joseph Rice is an interior designer who offers full decorating services. With 21 years of
experience, he specializes in designing drapery treatments for 'hard to treat' windows. You
can reach him at Joseph Rice Interiors, Inc. (773) 271-2361; or jos.riceinteriors@att.net