After a triumphant run of about a year or so, the Creaoke sounds have faded from Sunday nights at Hydrate. Oh, it did not go quiet into that good night. It raged, with aid from the free cocktail hour. And if it wasn't Ms. Yaki's birthday, to boot. I'm sure she kept that fisting porn all for herself. Check out page 15 for a glimpse into what a Teri Yaki porn might look like. Nightspots was proud to have been media sponsor of such a party.
Speaking of glimpsing porn, the Lube & View at Jackhammer was a splendid time. When Pubert came to me with the idea of taking his porn column live, I immediately suggested Jackhammer as the perfect venue. After some minor testicular difficulties ( where the fuck were you, Bernal?!? ) , the filth began to fly. And thanks to a certain grouping of shouting spectators, who are now dubbed 'The Penis Gallery', everyone got involved. Even Barbie Doll pitched in. Everybody working together for porn. There is hope for the flowers, ladies and gentlemen.
Aaron ( y'all know Aaron ) , formerly of Clark's On Clark, hipped me to his latest gig at Brioso, a brand new Mexican fusion type place at Lincoln and Wilson. Sunday nights are simultaneously spicy and sexy, with help from Aaron's steely cold cocktail shaker and the warm ambiance of the green and aqua tiled room. Every Sunday, come chill up at Brioso. Charlie and I were having a ball swapping stories about our first acid trips. First time I ever sang karaoke Prince. Woke up the neighbors. But I digress... get to Brioso.
Let's all give a hand ( or a fist, or a monstrously oversized dildo ) to our cover boy, power bottom porn star Bret Wolfe! He's packing his bags and headin' out back to La La Land to further his ass-fuckin' career. It has been a delight to have him in our sticky midst this past year. To wish him your very own goodbye, make sure to stop in to North End this Friday for his going away party. The fun ( and maybe fuck ) filled night will also be a fundraiser for TPAN. See your horny ass there.
Bret's stylist for the cover shoot was Eric Daily from Toujours.
I hear tell that a certain well-known po-lice man famous for making bust after bust along Halsted may get a bust of his own. Seems he has a thing for the boys. Unfortunately, the boys he's purported to have a thing for are underage and homeless. Can you say 'mega-humongoid- power-imbalance'? What's the matter, Johnny Friendly? Trying to prove to the world how big your nightstick is? Not interested.
Onyx Blackout X is coming upon us in just about one more week. See page 13 for ticket info. See page 21 to see what all the fuss is about.
Creaoke's ever-expanding reach has gotten to Crew. Sweet Adam will be the weekly host of the night starting Tuesday, October 18. Given Adam's second life as the lead singer in Sixteen Candles, an 80s cover band, expect plenty of tubular fun. Gnarly!
Hey, Chris. Gimme a call re: your photo shoot. You're my Coppertone baby!
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