||Hey, I'm That Guy!
by Kirk Williamson
This article shared 4249 times since Wed Oct 12, 2005
So it was off to Beloit, WI last week as part of my bi-weekly 'Get The Living Fuck Out Of Chicago' tour of the Midwest. I went for a simple college reunion but, wouldn't you know it, I ended up working. Rumor was there was a new gay bar in town. A gay bar in Beloit? Seems incredible, I know. Hasn't been tried since the Kloset ( a.k.a. The K-loset ) . Looks like this time it's gonna stick. The owners Club Impulse seem like really nice guys and I have always had a hankerin' for them rural boys. So if you find yourself between states and need a whistle-wettin', be gettin' to Club Impulse, 132 W. Grand Ave. in Beloit, WI. ( 608 ) 361-1374.
What is it lately with me and inappropriate behavior with straight girls? While at Big Chicks, a very nice girl very innocently found her foot in my crotch. I thought this was funny. Maybe her boyfriend didn't. Who am I to map out the humor of the average straight male? Simple rule of gay comedy: foot in the crotch=funny ha-ha.
For those of you who have never witnessed a UFO or any other other-worldly phenomena—see you at The Windy City Empire's coronation II. See outgoing royalty David James and Pia Mess ( our cover couple ) step down in style. Just mind they don't probe you ( ! ) .
Happy 5th anniversary to Scott Free's Homolatte performance series. See below for details.
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