So I hear Creaoke had a bit of a meltdown. No, it had nothing to do with the defacing of the Mary stain. Technology gave him the middle finger this week as he lost a few devoted karaoke machines. But fear not. He's going computer. Stop in to see his futuristic new toys.
Scot's was hopping for Gay Idol this week. My fav was, of course, Sweetass, the duo of Gary and Joey London who did their original works entitled 'Dead Love' and 'Happy Sex'. Fairly thorough, that Sweetass.
A certain bartender from Hydrate is looking a tad more cheeky these days. Perhaps because his girlfriend is beating him up. You're too good, honey.
To think, we all could have ended up as a stain on the sheets. But we are not stains. Well, the Virgin Foozie gets to be a stain this week. Stop in to Spin on Monday to pray at her divine altar. And drink.
Congrats to @mosphere, whose NSA volleyball team took the tourney this past week.
Paula and them put on a show at Annex III that would do any mother proud.
A tip of the hat to Rudy at Berlin, who has thus far lost 60 pounds. He claims he got more tail when he was bigger, but that ain't stopping him.
Now I need your help, folks. We will be launching some spectacular new features in Nightspots over the next coming weeks. We've got a restaurant review, a bar history segment and a new columnist or two. But, what would you all like to see in these pages? Shoot me an e-mail and I'll put it in my consideration pile.
kirk@windycitymediagroup.com