Any day now, Madame Rhodesia from 3160 will be the proud owner of a new mouthful of pearly whites. Wonder what she'll sound like? We may never find out, 'cuz that bitch is gonna eat! Be looking for a wacky photo shoot involving an ear of corn. She's gonna eat it like Jesus!
Good luck to a certain friend at Cocktail ( names must be withheld for the time being ) on his interview with Harpo Studios. How much do they pay, exactly, to lick Oprah's pussy thrice weekly? Happy 10th anniversary to Cocktail, by the by. I'll start drinking Dirty Marti's now so I'll be in proper condition by then.
Gay Idol at DiChano's in Cal City was well worth braving the Dan Ryan. I almost had to dump my boyfriend, as the sultry sapphos nearly had me converted by the end of the show. No worries: A quick trip up the block for some hot Dick's ( RU Crazee? ) fixed me right up. If you go, talk to birthday boy Lenny. Did you know he invented 'suck your dick?' Yeah, I'm not sure what that means either. Anyway, check out the next round of singers at Hydrate this Thursday night ( see ad below ) .
Sorry I missed Transmission at StarGaze, but there is another round on the 20th. DJ Valentine ( with a V ) assured me it would be a show to remember. If only I hadn't forgotten...
Nightspots is pickled tink ( yes, I meant to type a spoonerism ) to have Michelle Fire and Big Chicks joining our verkochte family. Check out the calendar for full drink AND food specials.
Finally, a super-huge happy birthday to Miss Foozie. Hydrate was lousy with well-wishers for the gala affair this past Thursday. Nightspots was ecstatic to be a sponsor of such a night!