Pictured Ani DiFranco
Some of the WINNERS at the JANET-LESS GRAMMY AWARDS SUNDAY:
Chicago rocker Cathy Richardson lost for the packaging award to Ani DiFranco. k.d. lang did win one (with Tony Bennett). Ella Jenkins received a Lifetime Achievement Award for her work in children's music.
Record of the year: 'Clocks,' Coldplay.
Album of the year: 'Speakerboxxx/The Love Below,' OutKast.
Song of the year: 'Dance With My Father,' Richard Marx and Luther Vandross (Luther Vandross).
New artist: Evanescence (even though 50 Cent went on stage to claim it).
Female pop vocal performance: The very gay-inclusive 'Beautiful,' Christina Aguilera.
Male pop vocal performance: 'Cry Me a River,' Justin Timberlake. Yeah, he got to be on CBS for the show—the one who PULLED OFF Janet's top to expose her breast gets to be on, but Janet Jackson herself was banned. Sounds like justice in America.
Pop performance by a duo or group with vocal: 'Underneath It All,' No Doubt.
Pop collaboration with vocals: 'Whenever I Say Your Name,' Sting and Mary J. Blige.
Pop instrumental performance: 'Marwa Blues,' George Harrison.
Pop vocal album: 'Justified,' Justin Timberlake (he beat out Christina Aguilera, George Harrison, Annie Lennox, and Michael McDonald; again, no justice!).
Dance recording: 'Come Into My World,' Kylie Minogue (defeating Cher, Groove Armada, Madonna, Telepopmusik).
Traditional pop vocal album: 'A Wonderful World,' Tony Bennett and k.d. lang (defeating Rosemary Clooney, Bette Midler, Rod Stewart, Barbra Streisand).
Female rock vocal performance: 'Trouble,' Pink (over Michelle Branch, Avril Lavigne, Bonnie Raitt, Lucinda Williams).
Male rock vocal performance: 'Gravedigger,' Dave Matthews.
Rock performance by a duo or group with vocal: 'Disorder in the House,' Warren Zevon and Bruce Springsteen.
Rock album: 'One by One,' Foo Fighters.
Female R&B vocal performance: 'Dangerously in Love,' Beyonce.
Male R&B vocal performance: 'Dance With My Father,' Luther Vandross.
R&B Performance by a duo or group with vocals: 'The Closer I Get to You,' Beyonce and Luther Vandross.
Traditional R&B vocal performance: 'Wonderful,' Aretha Franklin
Female rap solo performance: 'Work It,' Missy Elliott (over Queen Latifah).
Male rap solo performance: 'Lose Yourself,' Eminem.
Rap song: 'Lose Yourself,' J. Bass, M. Mathers and L. Resto (Eminem).
Female country vocal performance: 'Keep on The Sunny Side,' June Carter Cash.
Male country vocal performance: 'Next Big Thing,' Vince Gill.
Country performance by a duo or group with vocal: 'A Simple Life,' Ricky Skaggs and Kentucky Thunder.
Country collaboration with vocals: 'How's the World Treating You,' James Taylor and Alison Krauss.
Bluegrass album: 'Live,' Alison Krauss and Union Station.
Musical album for children: 'Bon Appetit!,' Cathy Fink and Marcy Marxer.
Spoken word album: 'Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right (Al Franken).'
Musical show album: 'Gypsy.
Recording package: 'Evolve,' Ani DiFranco and Brian Grunert, art directors (Ani DiFranco). Defeating both Cathy Richardson and Jami Anderson.