GTV AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES:
'CATCH ME IF YOU CAN has been so successful that Leonardo DiCaprio has already agreed to do a sequel, about a young homosexual at a boarding school. It's called CATCH ME IN THE CAN!' — Joan Rivers
'THE HOURS was one of my favorite roles ... that I got to support Meryl Streep was glorious. She's one of my favorite actresses of all time, AND I got to go to London to work with her and kiss her!' — Allison Janney to Melissa Rivers
'It has been since the Pleistocene era that I have won anything!' — Meryl Streep
My favorite thing about The Golden Globes is watching legendary actresses (Meryl Streep) or popular frontrunners (Jennifer Aniston) act out their surprise as they make their way to the podium. Although it's true that Meryl has frequently been taken for granted, often nominated and rarely given the award, Sunday she turned on the acting juices a little too full steam ahead. It was if she was saying to everyone and anyone within reach, 'Oh, my God! ME????? I can't believe it! (shaking a random celeb) AN ACTING AWARD !!!!! ME????? Oh my God, how did this happen? Me, Meryl Streep? An award! For ACTING????? Can you believe it?' The next winner, Jennifer Aniston, was then put in the unenviable position of having to express her false shock and surprise in a room full of Meryl admirers who had just seen Meryl perform the same act.
'Men may come and go, but women STAY!' — New divorcee Kim Cattrall, accepting for Best Actress / TV Comedy
'In this industry, THINGS come and go, so it's really important to remember who your friends are.' — Nicole Kidman to Joan Rivers
Renee Zellwegger: 'Catherine Zeta-Jones ... thank you for the laughter ... listening to you everyday, and being near you in your bliss like that, I mean it was such a joy ... you're a goddess, and I'm so glad that the world now knows what you can do ... Latifah, you are my Queen!'s.
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 23
DAWSON'S CREEK, WB, 7 p.m.: Now that Jack (Kerr Smith) has tested negative, will he ever get chaste new boyfriend David (Greg Rikaart) to go all the way? (Jack got tested at David's suggestion, after which David confided his own relative inexperience: 'The most embarrassing part is when they ask what kind of ëhigh-risk' behavior you've engaged in over the past 3-to-6 months, and the only thing I can come up with is eating carbs after 9 p.m. and jaywalking').
THURSDAY, JAN. 23
WE THE JURY, Ch. 6, 3:30 a.m. 'Gay Puppets' 'Gay Puppets' A young woman's local puppet show is canceled after a student filmmaker's expose portrayed her two male puppets as gay. The host and creator of the puppets sues the filmmaker for defamation and damages.
ELLEN ON DAVID LETTERMAN, CBS, 10:35 p.m.
FRIDAY, JAN. 24
SUICIDAL GAY TEEN ON PRESIDIO MED CBS, 7 p.m. 'Breathless' When a teenaged boy shows signs of depression after coming out to his parents, Jules (Julianne Nicholson) tries to prevent him from taking drastic measures. When the teen returns with a bad foot injury, she realizes that his recent accident may be the result of a suicide attempt and advises therapy.
ALAN CUMMING ON CONAN, NBC, 11:35am
SATURDAY, JAN. 26
THE MAKING OF THE HOURS SHO, 10:30 a.m.
WHAT'S GOING? HIV/AIDS IN THE CARIBBEAN SHO, 2:30 p.m.
FASHION POLICE: THE GOLDEN GLOBES E! TV, 10 a.m. and 3 p.m.
THE GOLDEN GLOBES RE-BROADCAST
Bravo, 7 p.m.
THE SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL AWARDS 8 p.m.
SUNDAY, JAN. 26
E! TRUE ROCK HUDSON, E! TV, 5 p.m.
FIRE ISLAND MARATHON, Bravo, 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. Repeat: Lesbian and gay REAL WORLD-style reality series, set in Fire Island and Miami.
GAY WEDDINGS MARATHON, Bravo, 7 p.m. -4 a.m.
BROTHER OUTSIDER: THE LIFE OF BAYARD RUSTIN, Ch. 11, 2 a.m. Repeat: Profile of Martin Luther King Jr.'s gay right hand man, who organized the 1963 March on Washington. Rustin is recalled in stills, clips, comments by friends and colleagues—and readings from his FBI file.
MONDAY, JAN. 27
THE KING OF QUEENS, CBS, 7 p.m. Repeat: Spence (Patton Oswalt) tries to convince his new TIVO that he's not gay.
REAL WORLD / ROAD RULES BATTLE OF THE SEXES MTV, 9 p.m. Features six gay, lesbian or sexually vacillating cast members from previous seasons of THE REAL WORLD and ROAD RULES: Ruthie (REAL WORLD HAWAII), Shane (ROAD RULES 11), Genesis (REAL WORLD BOSTON), Dan (REAL WORLD MIAMI), Aneesa (REAL WORLD CHICAGO), Rachel (ROAD RULES11).
TUESDAY, JANUARY 28
ELLEN ON CONAN O'BRIEN NBC, 11:35 p.m.
WEDNESDAY, JAN. 29
HIV CASE ON PRESIDIO MED CBS, 9 p.m.