Last month the Miami Herald reported that during the recent war with Iraq, Army chaplain Lt. Josh Llano, 32, a Southern Baptist, commandeered 500 gallons of water to fill his baptismal pool at Camp Bushmaster near Najaf. He then offered soldiers a dip, on condition they agreed to being baptized. Llano told the newspaper: 'It's simple. They want water. I have it, as long as they agree to get baptized.'
Would I jump into a pool with a bunch of soldiers and pay the price of baptism? Hell yes …
… whatever it takes.
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I was discussing Leviticus with a gay male Jewish friend. I asked him how he could still describe himself as being Jewish if he only stuck to some of the laws i.e. he's gay and not kosher. He gave me a lesson in the interpretation of the laws and then said. 'There's one law that bans me from standing at a crossroads wearing a red dress. If I kept that law it would cut out most of my social life.'
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When transvestites go bad, they snatch purses.
AP reports that in Tokyo police arrested Yoshifumi Moriwaki, 24, for snatching the purse from the bicycle basket of a 19-year-old student who was riding home.
At the time Moriwaki was wearing a schoolgirl's uniform; a navy blue miniskirt, a white top with a sailor's collar, and a shoulder-length brown wig. He too was riding a bicycle and snatched the purse as he overtook her.
The question is can he snatch purses in a red-sequined ballgown and five-inch spiked heels? Now, that would be impressive!!
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I very much agreed with the recent Rex Wockner article about the ridiculous politically correct nonsense that gave us LGBTQQ etc. I think he left out a couple of Ps—Polyamorous and Pansexual. Plus an H—Homo-avidomist; that's a gay person who has sex with geese.
And what about DK for Drag King, or GT for gay transvestite?
There's a difference between being 'inclusive by action' and being 'inclusive by initials.' I personally find the self-elected politically correct spokespeople in our community who talk about 'inclusiveness' to be the most intolerant people I've ever met in my life, and also the least community minded. They're the people who make these LGBFUCKYOU decisions for us.
And now, according to Australia's Sydney Morning Herald, we can add another H to the LGBT etc … it's 'Hasbian,' and that's a lesbian who has gone back to being with men. (Also known as LUGS, 'Lesbians Until Graduation').
The article is about how hasbians are having a tough time getting back into the closet. I'm beginning to think that Stonewall, and everything that came afterwards, was a bad thing. I'm pining for the old days when we lived in a twilight world and were sexual perverts.
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Does anyone know anything about Overlookers, an ex-gay ministry, with a mailing address in Andersonville—of all places!?
You can e-mail me at sukiedelacroix@ozhasspoken.com
Also, if there are any ex-gays out there who are struggling to become gay again, I can recommend some places for you to go for help. I know a few experts in this field and a five-minute course in male-to-male oral copulation should put you right back on the homo-track.
