with Dicksel and Pubert
'Porn Experts' Pubert and Dicksel promise to be punctual, picky and probing with all their reviews. Thumbs up the butt ( good review ) or fingers down the throat ( gag me, dude ) - you be the judge. Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
Chi Chi Larue's Wicked
Judging a Porn by Its Cover
P: Cute Asian guy.
D: Brandon Lee is the star? Isn't he the dead guy from the Crow?
P: Guess there is more than one.
Our video begins with a scene set in a garage, a grease monkey played by Brent Everett is caught stroking his tool.
P: Brent is young and from that magazine Freshmen.
D: When he grows up he will be a big porn star. He has Angelina Jolie lips.
P: Here comes Jan Fischer to lube his chassis.
D: I hate it when I am at work and my cock starts to throb.
P: Looks like he is doing some tongue checking under his hood.
D: I see his jumper cable is a little too big for his battery. Ouch!
Cut! The heat is interrupted with Brandon Lee arguing with the director that he should have been playing Jan's part. He trashes his dressing room and 'The Ghost of Porn Past' appears and shows him a blast from the past and what people really say about him.
P: This is some bad acting! Now we get a cowboy scene. Is that a Dolly Parton shirt?
D: That is the gayest cowboy I have ever seen! And those suede chaps are from the Shania Twain collection!
P; What are they doing playing leap frog?!?
D: He just came in his eye. Looks like bird poop!
P: Bird drop soup for big dick Asian.
The next visit is from Chi Chi Larue where Brandon is shown a 3-way where people work well together. This is so little Brandon will learn a lesson.
D: Johnny Hazard's tattoos are out of control.
P: Now we get a S&M scene? This video is all over the place.
Brandon decides to change his ways and bottom for the first time in the last scene with Shane Rollins.
P: I have seen Shane strip at Madrigals before, not that I go there a lot or anything.
D: Brandon Lee is not able to carry the movie. His acting is ridiculous.
P: Yeah, this is not one of Chi Chi's better films. I really loved interviewing Chi Chi recently and he gets points for being creative. He told me that he likes to take a title and make a movie out of it.
D: This is no relation to Wicked the musical. I kept waiting for Glinda the Good Witch to come and rescue me.
P: The only thing Wicked about this movie is the price!
P: Finger down the throat
D: Finger down the throat
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