with Dicksel and Pubert
'Porn Experts' Pubert and Dicksel promise to be punctual, picky, and probing with all their reviews. Thumbs up the butt ( good review ) or finger down the throat ( gag me dude ) - you be the judge. Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!
Judging a Porn by Its Cover
P: It has a construction sign with two workers humping each other. proceed with caution!
D: Offers six different languages, great for when you want your porn in Japanese!
Our story begins with one guy ( played by Antton Harri ) wanting sex and the other ( Lucas Foz ) has to go to work. 'Have a nice day asshole!'
D: Good sense of humor!
P: Hot intro, looks like a real movie. Should we watch it in Italian?
With his boyfriend out of the picture, he hits on a delivery man.
D: The delivery guy looks like Kelly Ripa's husband! I like the tattoos on that one.
P: Must be nice to work out of the home. I like it with some clothes on, you never see that.
Meanwhile, his boyfriend has to go to work on a construction site. Lucky for him he meets a hot foreman.
P: Jackpot, what a hottie!
D: His jackhammer is huge! Listen to that dubbed-in dick slurping.
P: His penis is huge. You know what I could do with that?
D: I can imagine... this scene is getting down and dirty in the construction site!
P: Looks like they're making shadow puppets on the wall. Good camera angles.
Flash over to his loyal lover, who after receiving delivery moves on to a porn store and spies on some action in the backroom, and then joins in.
D: He really is a desperate housewife!
P: Aw, the smell of poppers and buttholes in a porn store! Nothing like it.
D: Listen to that music. Makes me want to drop an ecstasy tab!
P: Where are all the workers in the store?
D: Probably watching.
This is followed by a hot scene at the Eagle Club ( ? ) that involves Lucas in a sling. Afterwards, Pubert's friend Carlos Morales gets banged in a one-on-one scene. At the end, hard worker Lucas returns home to climb naked into bed with his life partner.
P: Loved the video, Private needs to go public with this one! We're going to appear live and in person at Jackhammer to spread the word about Working Day.
D: Super hot guys. I didn't like everything dubbed in. Sometimes you feel like dub, sometimes you don't.
P: It's because it's an international cast. These hotties are from all over: France, Brazil, Spain. Kristen Bjorn eat your heart out!
Want an opportunity to win this video along with others and some Pjur lube to make your own video? Come to The Lube n' View to see Pubert and Dicksel's commentary at Jackhammer 6406 N. Clark St. September 23 at 11:00 p.m.!