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From the Booth
by Pubert and Groeper
2005-03-02

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'Porn Expert' Pubert and 'Straight Girl' Groeper give porn a thumb-up-the-butt or a finger-down-the-throat! P & G promise to be more than PG and never PC! Grab your popcorn, your lube and enjoy the ride!

Ski Trip by Tribal Pulse

Judging a porn by its cover:

P: My boyfriend already ripped open the plastic and enjoyed himself with this one, Groeper, I guess he liked the cover!

G: Why do they always have such young boys? They are so white!

P: The back cover is much better. Shows all the stars.

Time to Hit Play: Good music and visual of the outside of a ski resort

G: It makes me want to go inside and join in on the fun! I like Adam.

P: The director does, too. Evidently.

G: One of their names is Billy Elliot! Is Luke like 12? Roland is dirty!

P: I like him! Beginning has a great transition with the alarm waking up Adam.

G: Adam is so the star!

P: He must be sleeping with the director.

G: Wait, he is talking in Dutch.

P: And only one sentence dubbed in English.

'It was a hot weekend. We spent more time fucking than skiing.' ( we scream in laughter ) !

G: They look so ethnic and normal. You can relate to the stars.

P: You never see that in porn!

G: They should have dubbed over the Dutch, so we can get more involved in the story.

P: It seems like they actually care about each other.

G: This is not just a job to these guys!

...hot scene on a table with Adam and Aston

G: This is so sexy. 'Yoooo' must mean 'yeah' in Danish!

P: No wonder my boyfriend liked this! This is way better than the cover.

G: He is going to break the dishes on the table. Aston never closes his eyes when he kisses! Oh, he just ate his own cum.

P: Hot!

G: Gross! It's watery.

...all the guys outside on a skiing excursion. Two break off from the group and start making out on a tree.

P: They are really outside, alright. No fake set here.

G: How do they stay hard? What are they saying?

P: I think he is saying he wants to go inside.

P: This is hot. I'm biting on my notebook!

G: Do you want me to leave you alone?

...inside, two different guys

P: Not all the guys are in the same league.

G: Skip through this scene.

P: It's a nice little twist that the little guy is fucking the bigger guy.

G: It looks like a bratwurst going in with the condom.

...shower scene

G: Aston is getting mad play!

P: It's the Aston and Adam show! I like the highlights in the guy's hair.

G: You do?

P: Sounds like he is saying 'worcestershire.'

G: 'Ewww' must mean 'yeah'!

P: The filming has great angles. And why can't other pornos learn from this? We don't need cheesy soundtracks, just grunts and groans.

...the boys playing what looks like Battleship, a three-way begins

P: Adam has leopard skin underwear on. He finishes by eating his own cum again. I guess that is his breakfast.

G: This is too much for me!

Overall, this would make a good rental, not necessarily a purchase. There were only three sentences dubbed in English. The story could have drawn you in more if it were dubbed or subtitled. We also wanted more positions; it was always doggy style. But, people should brave the cold to check Ski Patrol out, it warmed us both up a bit. Not a bad video to get snowed in with.

Two thumbs slightly up the butt

e-mail comments to Pubert@windycitymediagroup.com


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