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From the Booth
by .Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper

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European Holiday Part 1

from Falcon International

Starring Thomas Barton and Nicolas Cole

First scene has three buddies in a bed together. One wakes up and looks like he doesn't know where he is …

P: He just rolled out from under the sheets and started drinking a martini by his bed.

G: That's my kinda breakfast!

P: Look at him stretch.

G: He's molesting the other one in his sleep.

P: Not for long; I think he just woke up.

G: And number three is stirring also.

P: I guess the breakfast cocktail is doing its work. He's ready for action.

G: This one has subtitles. At least we know what's going on, not like a lot of other videos.

P: He just said, ' I am so hung over.' I guess drinking in the morning fixes that like they say …

G: That and Gatorade.

P: The set is nice and has good lighting.

G: Yes, finally someone spent some money on sheets!

P: It's like these porn makers have been reading our reviews.

G: These guys are definitely cute. I just don't like the one guy's bleached hair.

P: I agree. Why can't people just go natural?

G: Europeans must be into flicking their tongues when kissing.

P: I will have to try that. Wait a second, they like flicking it on the dick too.

G: A fourth guy walked in.

P: I guess the back door was open, so to speak.

The second scene features two studs in a tub.

P: They are making a toast, how romantic.

G: He got bubbles up his nose.

P: He asked him if he had enough bubbles. Fucking hilarious.

G: He's going for the underwater backstroke.

P: Two points for the tongue flick again! I wish my Jacuzzi was that big.

G: At least you have a Jacuzzi …

P: That sun in the background is perfect.

G: Yeah, their lighting designer knows what he's doing.

Third scene is in an exercise room.

P: Well, we are not seeing much of the sites in Europe.

G: You are right. The cover says 'Filmed on location,' but so far this wouldn't matter where it's shot at.

P: Inside the house we get the Spanish sun again. This workout room doubles as a sunroom.

G: They could have called this movie European Halogen with all lamps and such.

P: Oh Gawd, he has a case of the European Red Balls!

G: I think he's pumping it out in the weight room.

P: On an exercise bench, no less.

G: It looks comfortable.

Last scene has two lovers selecting a vacation spot.

P: Planning out their vacation, just like me.

G: Before a quick fuck.

P: Again, just like me.

G: And a tongue flick on the nipple ends our video journey. Being 90 minutes, this porno works for me.

P: Exactly. When is European Holiday Part 2 coming out?

G: I'm ready for it. have a good trip, Pubes!

Pubert: Thumbs up the European butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

To take your own kind of vacation, visit .

If you want to read about Pubert's trip to Canada stay tuned for a future issue of Windy City Times.

Pubert: Fist up the butt.

Groeper: Finger down the throat.

Go see another hand up the butt at Broadway in Chicago's Avenue Q. For more info read my interview in Windy City Times.

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