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From the Booth
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by .Randy Pubert and Dick Groeper
2008-06-04

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European Holiday Part 1

from Falcon International

Starring Thomas Barton and Nicolas Cole

First scene has three buddies in a bed together. One wakes up and looks like he doesn't know where he is …

P: He just rolled out from under the sheets and started drinking a martini by his bed.

G: That's my kinda breakfast!

P: Look at him stretch.

G: He's molesting the other one in his sleep.

P: Not for long; I think he just woke up.

G: And number three is stirring also.

P: I guess the breakfast cocktail is doing its work. He's ready for action.

G: This one has subtitles. At least we know what's going on, not like a lot of other videos.

P: He just said, ' I am so hung over.' I guess drinking in the morning fixes that like they say …

G: That and Gatorade.

P: The set is nice and has good lighting.

G: Yes, finally someone spent some money on sheets!

P: It's like these porn makers have been reading our reviews.

G: These guys are definitely cute. I just don't like the one guy's bleached hair.

P: I agree. Why can't people just go natural?

G: Europeans must be into flicking their tongues when kissing.

P: I will have to try that. Wait a second, they like flicking it on the dick too.

G: A fourth guy walked in.

P: I guess the back door was open, so to speak.

The second scene features two studs in a tub.

P: They are making a toast, how romantic.

G: He got bubbles up his nose.

P: He asked him if he had enough bubbles. Fucking hilarious.

G: He's going for the underwater backstroke.

P: Two points for the tongue flick again! I wish my Jacuzzi was that big.

G: At least you have a Jacuzzi …

P: That sun in the background is perfect.

G: Yeah, their lighting designer knows what he's doing.

Third scene is in an exercise room.

P: Well, we are not seeing much of the sites in Europe.

G: You are right. The cover says 'Filmed on location,' but so far this wouldn't matter where it's shot at.

P: Inside the house we get the Spanish sun again. This workout room doubles as a sunroom.

G: They could have called this movie European Halogen with all lamps and such.

P: Oh Gawd, he has a case of the European Red Balls!

G: I think he's pumping it out in the weight room.

P: On an exercise bench, no less.

G: It looks comfortable.

Last scene has two lovers selecting a vacation spot.

P: Planning out their vacation, just like me.

G: Before a quick fuck.

P: Again, just like me.

G: And a tongue flick on the nipple ends our video journey. Being 90 minutes, this porno works for me.

P: Exactly. When is European Holiday Part 2 coming out?

G: I'm ready for it. have a good trip, Pubes!

Pubert: Thumbs up the European butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

To take your own kind of vacation, visit www.FalconStudios.com .

If you want to read about Pubert's trip to Canada stay tuned for a future issue of Windy City Times.

Pubert: Fist up the butt.

Groeper: Finger down the throat.

Go see another hand up the butt at Broadway in Chicago's Avenue Q. For more info read my interview in Windy City Times.

To purchase this video just visit the Elbow Room at fistingcentral.com .


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