European Holiday Part 1
from Falcon International
Starring Thomas Barton and Nicolas Cole
First scene has three buddies in a bed together. One wakes up and looks like he doesn't know where he is …
P: He just rolled out from under the sheets and started drinking a martini by his bed.
G: That's my kinda breakfast!
P: Look at him stretch.
G: He's molesting the other one in his sleep.
P: Not for long; I think he just woke up.
G: And number three is stirring also.
P: I guess the breakfast cocktail is doing its work. He's ready for action.
G: This one has subtitles. At least we know what's going on, not like a lot of other videos.
P: He just said, ' I am so hung over.' I guess drinking in the morning fixes that like they say …
G: That and Gatorade.
P: The set is nice and has good lighting.
G: Yes, finally someone spent some money on sheets!
P: It's like these porn makers have been reading our reviews.
G: These guys are definitely cute. I just don't like the one guy's bleached hair.
P: I agree. Why can't people just go natural?
G: Europeans must be into flicking their tongues when kissing.
P: I will have to try that. Wait a second, they like flicking it on the dick too.
G: A fourth guy walked in.
P: I guess the back door was open, so to speak.
The second scene features two studs in a tub.
P: They are making a toast, how romantic.
G: He got bubbles up his nose.
P: He asked him if he had enough bubbles. Fucking hilarious.
G: He's going for the underwater backstroke.
P: Two points for the tongue flick again! I wish my Jacuzzi was that big.
G: At least you have a Jacuzzi …
P: That sun in the background is perfect.
G: Yeah, their lighting designer knows what he's doing.
Third scene is in an exercise room.
P: Well, we are not seeing much of the sites in Europe.
G: You are right. The cover says 'Filmed on location,' but so far this wouldn't matter where it's shot at.
P: Inside the house we get the Spanish sun again. This workout room doubles as a sunroom.
G: They could have called this movie European Halogen with all lamps and such.
P: Oh Gawd, he has a case of the European Red Balls!
G: I think he's pumping it out in the weight room.
P: On an exercise bench, no less.
G: It looks comfortable.
Last scene has two lovers selecting a vacation spot.
P: Planning out their vacation, just like me.
G: Before a quick fuck.
P: Again, just like me.
G: And a tongue flick on the nipple ends our video journey. Being 90 minutes, this porno works for me.
P: Exactly. When is European Holiday Part 2 coming out?
G: I'm ready for it. have a good trip, Pubes!
Pubert: Thumbs up the European butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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Pubert: Fist up the butt.
Groeper: Finger down the throat.
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