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From the Booth
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper
2008-05-07

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Flatmate from Heaven

from Pureplay Media

Starring Antonio Moreno

A potential new renter drops in for a private showing in our first scene.

P: They inserted stars around the cute guy when he walked up.

G: Very clever, indeed.

P: His place looks like the ones I visited in Argentina.

G: How many did you visit?

P: Well, I went to the country twice.

G: Wait a minute. There are other flatmates.

P: This could be trouble.

G: I guess two of the roommates are more than that. They are making out in their bed together.

P: I like their tightie whities.

G: Wow, look at all his tattoos on his back and arms.

P: I can hardly look past them and see what the guy actually looks like.

G: He's eating him alive.

P: Damn! Look at him go.

G: He's like a rabbit on acid.

P: He's definitely sweating it out.

The new renter brings home more bacon.

P: Okay, the star thing is getting old.

G: There's kind of a weird yellow-colored hue to this film, also.

P: Well, the new guy sure is breaking in his new room.

G: Wait a second, the roommate downstairs is listening in.

P: Can't he wait until his roommate is not at home?

G: His trick looks dazed and confused.

P: Yeah, hypnotized by the dick.

G: The red-striped walls have to go. And did you see the leopard print pillows?

P: It's Euro-tackie. Is that a bed or a couch? He's wearing the short socks my boyfriend likes.

G: These guys are so into the sucking, I am scared for the fucking.

The nosy roomie from downstairs sets up a hidden camera in his flatmate's bedroom.

P: That camera's not hidden by the fake plastic flowers at all.

G: His new roommate is getting mad play and he knows it.

P: I know, what is this a brothel?

G: And this is in the middle of the day. Don't they have jobs?

P: I like the shot of the roommate downstairs just working and smiling while he's listening in.

G: He knows that he will be watching the action later.

P: This video should be called No Privacy.

G: Ironic that the company is called Privacy Video.

Two more roommates walk in and get inspired after watching the homemade film. After that two more walk in on them and the inspiration continues …

P: This is so 'pay it forward.'

G: The video that keeps on giving.

P: The director just walked in to catch the four-way.

G: Five-way you mean.

P: There's cum flying everywhere.

G: This is a great finish.

P: I liked the fact that they didn't need tons of plot to tell a good story.

G: Yeah, simple pimple.

P: And the guys are definitely hot.

G: This flatmate IS from heaven with a little devil thrown in.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

Keep the fan letters cumming guys!

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