from All Worlds Video
To try something different, I've enlisted my friend Yvona Humpalot to get a lesbian's take on gay porn. Pubert and Yvona promise to keep you PH balanced. Grab your popcorn, your dildo and enjoy the ride!
Judging a Porn by Its Cover
Pubert: I like the cover with guys in the garden of Eden. All Worlds mailed me an apple with the video, great marketing.
Yvona: The guys aren't too young looking. I like that. Back cover is good also. I haven't watched gay porn since the '70s!
The first scene covers the neighborhood, obviously a big take on Desperate Housewives.
P: Too much plot, lots of talking.
Y: Is that a drag queen? Why can't they hire women to play the women?
P: The sound is bad, sounds like it was a filmed in a tunnel.
One guy finds a note stating, ' I know who you are and I am going to tell'
P: The plot thickens. Someone better get naked! There they go, swimming with the handyman.
Y: Is that the gay flag tattooed on his back?
P: No, it's the Italian flag.
Y: Why isn't he hardening?
Y: I prefer the boom-chicka-boom music of yesteryear. Using a condom is good.
P: It has been awhile since you've watched gay porn!
Y: I'm surprised my dogs aren't humping watching this movie.
P: Oh Humpalot… give me some more popcorn.
Next is a shower scene between two characters
P: It's turned into a Pantene commercial, which is hotter than this video.
Y: Yeah, what's with the nosy drag queen neighbor?
P: That's a hot gardener. Who will he share his hose with?
Y: Muff diving is a little more of a challenge than this. Don't they ever cuddle?
P: The music is just like in the show on TV.
Y: I like the socks, my feet are always cold in bed.
Spoiler alert: ends with Mrs. Herbert, the drag queen, having a heart attack
P: Even the bloopers on the DVD are bad.
Y: I hated the acting. The slow-mo was cheesy.
P: All Worlds must have spent all their budget on the rights for the show and none of the acting; a desperate attempt at making a movie.
Pubert: Finger down the throat
Humpalot: Finger down the throat