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From the Booth; Summer Encounters from Titan Men
by Pubert and Groeper

This article shared 6378 times since Wed Jun 18, 2008
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Starring Adam Rush and George Kovar

Pubert: Our

summer adventure

in porn


Groeper: I

can't believe

Pride is coming


P: Stay tuned

for next week's

Pride issue

featuring an

interview with

Damien Crosse

and a review

of one of his


Three men in army fatigues hike in the forest

and assemble a tent. Three others are out for

a walk. When one stops to pee he bumps into

two of the military men away from their camp.

P: Well, they didn't spend the budget on the

pup tent …

G: … or on the subtitles.

P: Who needs subtitles? All I am hearing now

is 'oh yeah.'

G: That's international for a good time.

P: This is already an appropriate title for the

film. These three gents are having a Summer


G: I need to get out of the house more.

P: Finally summer has arrived in Chi-town!

G: He's giving the military dudes a double


P: So his other friends left him in the woods?

Not cool …

G: I bet they're busy somewhere else. Dum

dum dum, plot twist.

P: Those camouflage pants look too new to

be official.

G: They are just getting down and dirty now,


P: He has the '80s-mixed-with-a-fauxhawkeuro


G: Watch out, he's a spitter.

P: And a nipple pincher. It's the pisser's turn

to get blown.

G: Wait a second. There's no water in the

forest to wash his dick in after peeing.

P: That's a good point. Hygiene is everything,


G: Absolutely.

P: Mr. New Pants is cute.

G: Yeah, a fresh face.

P: Now they are going to fuck '80s on a rock.

Ouch, he landed hard!

G: Here we go with the backwards cowboy.

P: That's my favorite to watch.

G: He's grinding his ass into that rock. Rock

of Love without Bret Michaels?

P: Every rock has its thorn.

Our two lost boys wander into the camp of the

Army men.

P: He's still trying to put that tent together.

G: And they are lost looking at a map. Too


P: They must have taken a wrong turn at the

Rock of Love.

G: They'll be getting their own McLovin' at

Camp Army Surplus.

P: It took them no time at all to make friends

with the militia.

G: Don't ask, I will never tell.

P: It's just a drill.

G: I know, really. Are these guys just

practicing for boot camp or what?

P: Who knows and who cares.

G: Is that some dog shit on the grass there?

P: Gross, what a turn off.

Two more buds in military gear meet a biker

by the side of the road.

P: This video is full of three ways.

G: That's what summer is all about, baby!

P: The director must have an army green


G: He is about to rip the camouflage off of


P: Those slide belts aren't so convenient.

G: Yeah, those remind me of the Boy Scouts.

P: A soft blanket on the ground makes for a

good place for a bang.

G: That's a hot position with tennis shoes up

in the air.

P: Thar he blows with a gusher.

G: They all walk off into the sunset; it's the

perfect ending for a perfect summer flick.

P: How does the song go? 'Summer

Encounters, had me a blast... '

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

To find your own Summer Encounter go to .

For past summer articles swim over to www. and type 'pubert.'

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