Groeper: The cover is terrible.
Pubert: But funny.
G: It's like Posh Spice on the cover. He's such a girl.
P: The cover looks old and does not make me want to run out and pick it up.
We drop in on the Kathy Lee Gifford Workhouse, where we have Oliver Twink standing in the food line.
'Please sir I want some more.'
G: It's Brad Star as the lunch lady.
P: He has star tattoos. What a gimmick!
G: Olive is getting spanked by him.
P: Well, he's bargaining for a train ticket out of there.
G: The funny dialogue is over. Down to business now.
P: Brad has a great dick.
Oliver travels to South Beach to a new life.
P: He's already eating out of the trash. So pathetic.
G: Check out the prostitute he is talking to.
P: That hair has to go!
G: Is it a wig? He's supposed to be the Artful Dodger character.
P: This leads to a scene with Artful and a trick in a hotel room.
G: Ah, the classics.
P: He's acting a dog for him. I hope the pay is great.
G: Maybe you should be his pimp.
P: Oh, beg for that dildo boy.
G: They ripped the sheets off the bed.
P: That's not a sexy face for a cumshot.
Back at the ranch, we have Oliver, Artful and Fagin involved in a three way.
P: Classic porn star music.
G: Eww, mesh underwear.
P: Well, the sex is serious. Lots of positions.
G: Good cumshot.
P: But Oliver just lies there like a bump on a log.
After a stroll, Oliver is taken home by an undercover cop.
P: Is he going to arrest him?
G: He was going to but changed his mind. Must be love.
P: We have a happy ending. How sweet.
G: The plot was genius.
P: You have to like the cover boy. Oliver is in almost every scene.
G: It's wacky fun in this video.
P: It's actually well written. I am just not a fan of the quality.
G: Oliver Twink is full of plot twists and could use some work.
P: If you like twinks, not a bad video.
G: I agree. This makes me want to see more of their videos.
Pubert: Thumbs down the throat.
Groeper: Mild thumbs up the butt.
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