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From the Booth: Junior Division by Boyride Films
Judging a Porn By Its Cover
by Randy Pubert

This article shared 4247 times since Wed Aug 22, 2007
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Pubert: Looks twinkie.

Groeper: This has potential.

P: I picked this video to continue the summer theme before it's over.

Our video begins with boys frolicking on the beach.

P: We're in the OC.

G: I feel dirty watching these boyz. Doesn't mean I am going to stop looking or anything.

P: Some guys shouldn't dye their hair.

G: The beach is deserted.

P: Must be filming in the winter.

Two boys hit the sheets.

P: They are going to sleep. Must be tired. Is that Grandma's blanket on the bed?

G: It's uglier than mine. That reminds me, I need a new one.

P: The one kid is seducing the other while he is sleeping.

G: Pulling down the back of his underwear, dirty boi.

P: Talk about a pajama party.

G: Does anyone really pull their penis out through the front of their boxers?

P: I used to. I don't really wear boxers much now.

G: He's got monkeys on his underwear.

P: So cute.

G: The one guy is waking up.

P: No, he's just stirring a little.

G: No sound on this scene. Real quiet.

P: He just jerked off to his friend sleeping.

G: Very boyhood fantasy.

P: And now Sleeping Beauty is awakening.

G: While the other boy is in the bathroom, the sleeper is having some private time.

P: He's using his friend's underwear to masturbate with.

G: He looked better when he was asleep.

Two studs hanging on a balcony.

P: They are kinda sexy.

G: Look like surfer dudes.

P: One is sunburned to hell.

G: Are people still wearing puka shell necklaces?

P: He has a hole in his penis where the piercing was.

G: No music again.

P: It's kinda creepy, it's so quiet.

G: What? No penetration?

P: No, it just cut to them jacking off.

G: What a let down.

Three buds grilling outside …

G: The director must love feet.

P: Yeah, he keeps focusing on them. Or maybe it's just the cameraman.

G: He just bit his friend's weenie.

P: Is it okay to eat that raw?

G: Some don't think so.

P: Oh, the big raw debate. Here we go...

G: He's too young to be drinking.

P: Well, he has to be 18 to be in the video. Maybe the drinking age is lower where they are.

G: The beach looked like it was in California.

P: Are you gonna call the cops?

G: LAPD, baby!

P: Let's move on to a three way on the kitchen table--time for dessert.

G: Decent cumshots.

P: This video is very slowly paced.

G: Almost methodical.

Two bad hair surfers hang ten at home.

P: Long hair on one and burnt sienna on the other.

G: Too much time in the sun, I guess.

P: It's definitely fried.

G: If the other one cut his hair, he would be cuter.

P: Those white sheets are asking for trouble.

Last scene has cute boys on a rug.

P: There is no way those twinks could afford a house like that.

G: I think it's a hotel.

P: Oh. Well, there's no way those twinks could afford a hotel that like that.

G: True dat. The behind the scenes features are much hotter than the video.

P: Yeah, this video has some good ideas.

G: It needs tightening.

P: In many ways, but they are young. Can only get better with time.

G: Well, it's called Junior Division, not Senior Division.

P: Haha.

Pubert: Marginal thumbs down the throat.

Groeper: Marginal thumbs up the butt.

Before the summer heat cuts out purchase Junios Division at www.boyride .com

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