Behind closed doors of the Ivy League headquarters, a muscle man headmaster is sending out letters to invite potential new members into the group.
Pubert: He waxes his entire body, even the back of his hands.
Groeper: Look at his pleated pants. How retro!
P: He has a barcode tattooed on the back of his neck.
G: That's so they can scan him at the check out lane.
P: He's fucking his butler.
G: That's sexual harassment.
P: On-the-desk sex--who needs a paperweight?
G: Black socks must be in style.
P: Yeah, they both are keeping them on during sex.
The new recruits arrive for a test.
P: The leader sounds stupid inviting them to join.
G: They are going out separately to get hazed.
P: One has to work out with his frat brother.
G: Is he the president of MAC? Nice lipstick, bro.
P: He has a tattoo where his pubes should be.
G: I think they are his initials. Maybe it's his real name.
P: This was a bad workout scene.
Next recruit goes behind bathroom doors to get the inside scoop on this league.
P: He's making him watch him take a bath, kinky.
G: Looks like tepid water.
P: I wouldn't think that one would be the bottom.
G: You never know, I guess.
P: They both have so many freckles.
G: The socio-political message is messed up in this video.
P: Fucking your way to the top can work after all.
After that scene, it's Mr. Green in the Billiard Room with a pool stick.
P: He's convincing the recruit to bend over for him.
G: The ol' get on top of the pool table trick.
P: And the even older, ' I am straight and never done this before' routine!
G: Did he just smash his finger? He has a big Band-Aid on. I am sure the director was yelling at him to not get it in the shot.
P: He's got a big dick so maybe he thought people would be too distracted to notice.
G: With a name like Roman Heart, he must have been born in the '80s!
The lucky guys pass their tests and get initiated into the group.
P: He's putting hot wax on each of them.
G: Colored wax is supposed to be hotter.
P: Really? Learn a new thing everyday...
G: They each get dildo fucked over a table.
P: And take home a parting gift. This frat house rules!
G: They are lining up on the stairs for a fraternity fucking.
P: Brotherly luv! Awww.
G: Politically incorrect storyline.
P: This video is in a league of its own.
Pubert: Thumbs up the fratboy butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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