by Falcon Video
Pubert: Is this like the movie Hustle and Flow?
Groeper: Johnny Castle? Hmm, lots of internet buzz on him.
P: Seems a little plastic.
Two male prostitutes discuss hustling on a local street corner.
P: He's rubbing himself.
G: For his client.
P: Too trimmed. Maybe it's the HD on your TV.
G: I see his pores. Now everyone is going to want HD with their porn.
P: This could change the industry! Okay, the movie is dragging on.
G: No matter how pretty you are, it's just not interesting to watch.
P: Next! Hit fast forward.
G: Yeah, not a good opening scene. The cover model should at least have sex.
Second prostitute finds a date and gets a blowjob in an alley.
P: He's got a giant head on his penis.
G: His tongue piercing is so sexy.
P: You think so? I was just talking about how I think they are passé.
G: I even like the piercing over the eyebrow.
P: There's an orange ball on the end of it. No thanks.
G: The garbage can thrown to the side makes a nice prop.
P: The top guy has a normal body, a little bit of a belly but not bad.
G: He has an unfortunate birthmark on his ass. Looks like shit.
P: Is that a George Bush tattoo?
G: Maybe it's Clinton.
P: It's like Mount Rushmore on his leg.
G: Know the secret to talking dirty in porn?
P: No, tell me.
G: Just repeat everything back that you are doing at the time. 'Fuck me harder!' ' Yeah, take that dick!'
P: You are so right. Good tip for the up-and-coming John Holmes.
The two prostitutes reconvene and notice a new hustler. He is 'giving it away for free' and this stirs up trouble. Next, we follow him to the bathroom where he meets a stranger.
G: Holy Larry Craig!
P: He just wiggled his hand under the stall. I guess that is sign language for 'let's get it on.'
G: He's hung like a horse.
P: The water fountain in the bathroom makes something good to lean on.
G: Leave your socks on, guy. The floor is dirty.
P: He just screamed like a girl!
G: Well, you would too if you had someone as big as Chad Hunt in you!
P: Look at him go.
G: He always puts his hands behind his head and thrusts.
P: What is this, the porn star workout video? Here's how I do jumping jacks!
G: Big watery cum finish.
Two men meet at a cruisy spot.
P: Cute couple.
G: He's gonna get razor burn on his ass.
P: Sweating a lot there.
G: He's wearing mascara, all right.
P: Good cumshots in this scene.
Two muscle guys finish this video with a booty call to each other.
G: Stop with the steroids!
P: He's just too chiseled for me.
G: OMG, he just rubbed cum in his eye.
P: And on the sofa, too.
G: No group sex in this video, just so people know.
P: Skip the first and last scene.
G: Although there are some very good cumshots in store for the viewer.
Pubert: Thumbs marginally up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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