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From the Booth: Cruisin' Prague by IMD
by Randy Pubert

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Judging a Porn By Its Cover

Pubert: For March, I want to do all travel videos. Let's go around the world, baby!

Colon: Wow, the cover says, 'Hot, fresh and full of cum.' What else do you need to know?

P: They could have worked on the graphics a little.

We begin our trip to Prague by flying over some outdoor landscapes and landing inside a clothing shop.

C: Well, the music sounds like a travel video.

P: Can you see this being sent to your mailbox by a travel company?

C: What store allows you to try on underwear?

P: That red pair on the rack looks huge!

C: Where's the salesman?

P: Yeah, he just changed without closing the door.

C: Are we playing peek-a-boo over the top of the fitting room?

P: Maybe he is security.

C: There are no subtitles. Do you speak Pragueish?

P: I know how to say, 'Stop spying on me!' No privacy in Prague.

C: He's got a big pee-pee.

P: I guess 'Veni vidi vici' means those are on sale...

C: They are going back to his house now. He just popped him in the butt with his thong.

P: I like the lighting, very realistic.

C: Good angle too, but not a fan of the bright yellow sheets.

P: Shooting them in the reflection of the mirror--how artsy.

C: I like the natural sounds, no cheesy music.

P: Someone was out in the sun too long. Look at that tan line.

C: He still has on his biking shirt while he is fucking him.

P: Pretty hot, though.

C: That's nice of him to give the other one a hand job.

Second scene is the cover boys.

P: Here comes that travel music again.

C: Can't you hear them now? 'You can book a tour bus while you are visiting Prague.'

P: These guys have really good bodies.

C: But not so big that they are unobtainable. I could see them in everyday life.

P: The viewer could see himself in the scene. That is hot.

C: They must be into rimming in Prague.

P: And they just came at the same time. Good timing.

Third scene has two guys meeting while walking their dogs.

C: It's true. It works to meet guys that way.

P: Walk with a dog down Halsted Street and you will get laid.

C: I have walked with lots of dogs down Halsted and regretted getting laid.

P: Let's get back to the video.

C: Nothing says butch like an Afghan Wolf Hound. Are there no Linens N' Things in this country?!?

P: Yes, this is a tour of bad bedding. But I can forgive them with cute guys like these going at it.

C: That guy's face is so red.

P: I thought the other one would be the top.

C: I might change my birthday trip from Italy to Prague with guys like these.

P: This video was a pleasant surprise. You can't always judge a porn by its cover.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Colon: Thumbs up the butt.

To go on your trip go to

For past reviews go to and type in 'From the Booth.'

Next week go house hunting with Brazilian Hot Properties!

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