Pubert: I am interviewing Dean Monroe for next week's column.
Groeper: I considered buying this one, so I think I will like it.
Two men are swapping head in a room somewhere.
P: What's with all the closeups?
G: And where are they? A gynecologist or urologist office?
P: Well, it has a stirrup chair.
G: Hot blowjob!
P: I like how he is kissing it.
G: Then they kiss each other.
P: He just said, 'hot cocksucker man.'
G: Partially shaven. Trimmed but not all the way.
P: Not one-sided in this video; everyone gets a turn.
G: Nick Capra is into verbal. I like the stirrup chair now.
P: Oh, he's staring at him. Creepy …
G: He's so loud when he comes.
P: He's a screamer.
G: Licking off his own cum... now that's hot.
Solo scene on the steps of a hallway.
G: Too twinkish.
P: He has a nice dick.
G: But this is kinda dull. I don't like solo scenes.
P: Playing with toys makes it fun.
G: Another solo scene after that one?
P: And another.
G: This is weird.
P: Now I get it, they all jack off together in a group after the solo acts.
A couple of buds have some fun.
P: That's Hans Ebson.
G: Buddy Ebsen?
P: No, Hans Ebson. I interviewed him one time.
G: You should have everyone you interviewed in one video together.
P: Is that an unfinished tattoo he has? Is he working toward paying it off?
G: I don't like the lighting.
P: Not as good as the first scene.
G: There is no connection with these guys.
P: Hans looks like he is pain.
A heartbeat pounds in the background as a horny bald black man fantasizes about Dean Monroe.
P: They are kissing through a chain link fence.
G: And now he's getting a blowjob through it.
P: He can get scratched that way.
G: He's a sex pig. He doesn't worry about that stuff.
P: That dick's bouncing.
G: The leopard skin ottoman ruins it.
P: It's bad drag queen furniture. Check out Dean riding him.
G: He's got skills.
P: I can hardly wait to interview him.
Last but not least, we have a four way on a bench at the end.
G: This is a fun multiethnic video.
P: People just having sex. I am everyday people.
G: Over two hours long. I like the bloopers too.
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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