Groeper: Very festive.
Pubert: This video could be one of Pubert's Favorite Things! A two disc limited edition.
G: This is from 2006?
P: Well, it's a new one for this year that was filmed last Christmas. They just sent it to me recently.
Young guys are sitting around drinking in holiday clothes and masturbating to porn.
P: Very amateur. They're watching straight porn.
G: They're in a chat room online.
P: Talk about multi-tasking.
G: Santa just dropped in with presents.
P: The twink is sitting in his lap and his thong popped off.
G: Did he come down the chimney?
P: This video is definitely one of a kind.
G: That one is dressed like an elf.
P: Did he just pour beer on his dick?
G: The camera guy keeps singing carols.
P: The one guy is cute. But those Chippendale cuffs have to go!
G: Someone is banging out bad tunes on a piano.
P: This is not my style at all. The guy almost dropped the camera!
G: He just said, 'I want to see the North Pole.'
P: I see a few of them!
G: The bottom is coughing up a lung.
P: The top couldn't get it hard so another guy had to try. That's pathetic.
G: He's getting a present under the tree.
P: Guess he was a good boy this year.
G: This is filmed in some dirty old man's house.
P: I think the dirty old man is behind the camera!
G: The guys seem a little bored for an orgy.
P: He's using a red butt plug on him... very X-mas.
G: Toys for everyone!
P: He has bows on his nipples.
G: I hear a digital camera taking their pics. All about the marketing...
P: He just came on his elf hat while he rang his jingle bell.
G: Seems like a twisted Christmas to me.
P: People are watching this scene through a webcam.
G: He just said 300 people are watching. This is nuts.
P: 'Chestnuts roasting on an open fire!'
G: One guy just packed up his Christmas present and left.
P: I guess he got what he came for.
G: The piano man is giving everyone blowjobs.
P: The gift that keeps on giving.
G: This video has a certain style to it.
P: I think they are all about the webcam parties. They are making a new one for 2007.
G: I bet you can hardly wait for the video release of it next year.
P: I sure hope 2008 goes fast! LOL
Pubert: Candy cane down the throat.
Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.
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