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FROM THE BOOTH
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper
2011-07-13

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Summer Blaze

TitanMen

Starring Marco Blaze and Marco Mark

Pubert: It's finally heating up this summer in Chi-town!

Groeper: Beat the heat and beat off inside with air conditioning.

P: This must have been tricky on the set with two Marcos.

G: "Hey Marco, get your ass over here to sit on it!"

P: Marco … Polo.

G: That is always a fun summer pool party game.

A couple looks through the newspaper to find a gardener to improve their home.

P: Marco's English is not too good.

G: And that newspaper is not written in English either.

P: He's Argentinean but that paper wasn't in Spanish.

G: So that means he couldn't read those ads.

P: Sounds like a mystery. It looked like Czech or something.

G: Okay, we are getting distracted.

P: Back to the video. John Hill and Marco Mark show up to groom the lawn.

G: Marco Mark and his Funky Bunch?

P: OMG, are they wearing flip flops to use a lawnmower?

G: Wait, they are changing.

P: Thank gawd, I thought someone was going to lose a toe.

G: Blaze just took off his shirt at the breakfast table. He's getting a private show, the ho!

P: The two gardeners are busy licking their own nipples to start working.

G: I hope they signed a contract.

P: I wonder which one is getting a green thumb up the butt.

G: What owner of a house just strips naked and masturbates to his yard workers?

P: I know a few. No one even picked up a rake to start working.

G: I don't know about a rake but I see a hoe.

The trio moves over to a wooden bench.

P: Are they in a barn or a garage?

G: Well, I don't see a horse around.

P: I see a saddle on the wall.

G: I tried that move the other night. The ol' take-out-the-tool-and-shove-it-back in technique.

P: Oh, that can be tricky. He popped that cock like a lollipop.

G: Not a lot of landscaping but plenty of manscaping.

Marco leaves the homestead with his boyfriend Otto to run an errand. Two new studs arrive to keep him company.

G: When the cat is away these mice are players.

P: They are jumping in the kiddie pool.

G: It is understandable on a hot summer day.

P: Why are they wiggling like that?

G: It's like they are humping the air.

P: They have to keep moving in all that heat.

G: This is really not getting their home improvement moving along.

P: The couple hires two more gardeners who only tag team each other instead of working.

G: This video is about what not to do when you want to fix up your home.

P: The guy's name is Thomac.

G: Does that rhyme with sumac?

P: They just had sex on a picnic table.

G: Check out the spread.

P: I hope he doesn't get ants in his pants.

The couple returns home to find nothing was accomplished.

G: Kind of like this flick, not a lot got done.

P: He says, "I will call the agency tomorrow and fix it, baby."

G: A sweet kiss to a cheating couple.

P: What do they say about the couple that plays together?

G: But they played separately.

P: Whatever works.

G: A mediocre ending to a mediocre movie.

P: Where was the drama or the gardeners getting caught and fired?

G: Or the husbands getting caught cheating? That would have made a great story.

P: There were problems playing this disc also.

G: Maybe it was sun-damaged.

Pubert: Finger down the throat.

Groeper: Green thumb slightly up the butt.

Purchase hundred degree hot stuff at www.titanmen.com .


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