Starring Marco Blaze and Marco Mark
Pubert: It's finally heating up this summer in Chi-town!
Groeper: Beat the heat and beat off inside with air conditioning.
P: This must have been tricky on the set with two Marcos.
G: "Hey Marco, get your ass over here to sit on it!"
P: Marco … Polo.
G: That is always a fun summer pool party game.
A couple looks through the newspaper to find a gardener to improve their home.
P: Marco's English is not too good.
G: And that newspaper is not written in English either.
P: He's Argentinean but that paper wasn't in Spanish.
G: So that means he couldn't read those ads.
P: Sounds like a mystery. It looked like Czech or something.
G: Okay, we are getting distracted.
P: Back to the video. John Hill and Marco Mark show up to groom the lawn.
G: Marco Mark and his Funky Bunch?
P: OMG, are they wearing flip flops to use a lawnmower?
G: Wait, they are changing.
P: Thank gawd, I thought someone was going to lose a toe.
G: Blaze just took off his shirt at the breakfast table. He's getting a private show, the ho!
P: The two gardeners are busy licking their own nipples to start working.
G: I hope they signed a contract.
P: I wonder which one is getting a green thumb up the butt.
G: What owner of a house just strips naked and masturbates to his yard workers?
P: I know a few. No one even picked up a rake to start working.
G: I don't know about a rake but I see a hoe.
The trio moves over to a wooden bench.
P: Are they in a barn or a garage?
G: Well, I don't see a horse around.
P: I see a saddle on the wall.
G: I tried that move the other night. The ol' take-out-the-tool-and-shove-it-back in technique.
P: Oh, that can be tricky. He popped that cock like a lollipop.
G: Not a lot of landscaping but plenty of manscaping.
Marco leaves the homestead with his boyfriend Otto to run an errand. Two new studs arrive to keep him company.
G: When the cat is away these mice are players.
P: They are jumping in the kiddie pool.
G: It is understandable on a hot summer day.
P: Why are they wiggling like that?
G: It's like they are humping the air.
P: They have to keep moving in all that heat.
G: This is really not getting their home improvement moving along.
P: The couple hires two more gardeners who only tag team each other instead of working.
G: This video is about what not to do when you want to fix up your home.
P: The guy's name is Thomac.
G: Does that rhyme with sumac?
P: They just had sex on a picnic table.
G: Check out the spread.
P: I hope he doesn't get ants in his pants.
The couple returns home to find nothing was accomplished.
G: Kind of like this flick, not a lot got done.
P: He says, "I will call the agency tomorrow and fix it, baby."
G: A sweet kiss to a cheating couple.
P: What do they say about the couple that plays together?
G: But they played separately.
P: Whatever works.
G: A mediocre ending to a mediocre movie.
P: Where was the drama or the gardeners getting caught and fired?
G: Or the husbands getting caught cheating? That would have made a great story.
P: There were problems playing this disc also.
G: Maybe it was sun-damaged.
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Green thumb slightly up the butt.
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