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FROM THE BOOTH
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper
2011-06-22

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Southern Pride: Boys in Heat, Raging Stallion

Pubert: Happy gay day! let your freak flag flow.

Groeper: I want to get finger painted like the cover of this video.

P: "Taste the Rainbow," I am sure.

G: The back cover looks a little too paint-by-numbers, sex-wise.

The movie opens with two fellas cleaning a warehouse for a Pride float in Florida. Dallas and Scottie meet at a hotel room for a rendezvous.

P: Scottie is a loud kisser.

G: Those shorts are tacky.

P: Scottie has a nice Scooby snack for Dallas.

G: And it is shaved within an inch of its life.

P: See the Superman tattoo on his hipbone?

G: Cowboy Dallas is giving him the southern treatment.

P: This is a big double hotel room for single smoocher Scottie. He's singing, "Sleeping single in a double bed."

Meanwhile back at the Pride festival, more floats are being constructed in the warehouse.

G: Maybe I need to help out with the floats this year.

P: You only want to hook up with guys like these.

G: Well, float decoratin' can't pay too much, so why not a little lovin' on the side?

P: I think you get paid with a sunburn at the parade.

G: These two are stripping naked on top of the float.

P: They're going to crush the decorations.

G: Austin Wilde just wandered in after looking for his tools.

P: Don't they see him in the corner?

G: I think they are a bit distracted.

P: If readers like the hat on backwards, fratboy type, this top is the one for them!

G: Austin looks like Puck from Glee with that close-shaved mohawk.

P: What a waste of Austin with only a jack off on the side.

G: It was a cumming cameo.

P: Speaking of cumming, it's Krist Cummings in the next scene.

Dallas is back with Krist to inspect the float.

G: Dallas is heavily involved with the parade.

P: Maybe he is Grand Marshal.

G: He has a grand ol' pole to wave.

P: And that pole on the float cannot be comfortable to be fucked on.

G: He's using a towel as a cushion, but probably not enough of one.

P: Krist's tattoos might be among the worst I have seen. It's a hand-drawn smiley face.

G: Um, Krist can't even finish writing his own name. Sebastian Keys arrives and joins in.

P: Dallas is working his way through the pride staff.

G: The pole came in handy. He's a pole dancer and rider.

Austin's back and is after Dustin at the parade. He confesses that he watched them during the float fuck.

P: Awkward! Who tells someone they were spying while they had sex?

G: Austin is on the move.

P: He is a man that gets what he wants.

G: Dustin and him are definitely hot together.

P: One color missing in the gay rainbow, white!

G: Can you imagine if there was a crayon called "white cum"?

P: That is catchy, but not one for the kids.

G: We could start an adult crayon line.

P: Well, everyone likes to color at any age.

G: Heyyy, I just noticed there is not paint in the video.

P: The cover is a little deceiving then.

G: But those "boys" were definitely "in heat!"

P: We should all be that proud and make a float.

G: Here's a new slogan: "Get involved with the parade and get laid!"

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

G: Green thumb up the butt.

Show your true colors by picking up Southern Pride at store.ragingstallion.com .


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