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by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper

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Hell Knight, All Worlds Video Starring Chad Knight.

Pubert: Happy Halloweanie!

Groeper: This is a classic. It's from 1994.

P: Just when I was moving to Chicago. I was so innocent.

G: Well, you're not anymore after writing a porn column for six years...

Two college bros have a wrestling match, then hit the showers.

P: One is watching the other from a distance.

G: Oh, that Bette Midler song just popped in my head.

P: He's in such another world daydreaming with his masturbating that he doesn't notice his bud watching him.

G: Stalker!

P: They are showing his thoughts of butts being paddled.

G: I knew this was going to be a hazing movie! I am excited!!!

P: He caught his spunk perfectly in his hand.

G: How handy, now he doesn't have to get the Scrubbing Bubbles guy to clean up the bathroom tiles.

P: Randy caught him watching and kicked him down to the floor, calling him "faggot."

G: See, there was bullying back then too.

P: "It will get better," and hopefully this video will too.

The frat brothers are dressed in creepy cloaks for the hazing.

G: That Randy keeps using the F-word before the ceremony, ouch.

P: This is an abusive bunch.

G: The brothers are all blindfolded and stripped.

P: They are going to shave their pubes.

G: The video skips to Chad Knight dressed in ceremonial golden garb.

P: He's oiling his body up with lube from a chalice.

G: Now they jump back to the shaving.

P: This guy has never been manscaped before; look how shocked he is by it.

G: Now back to Chad masturbating with the oil.

P: Talk about dragging it out.

G: Wait, now it looks like blood is being poured from one urn all over his chest.

P: Ah, that's just ketchup or food coloring.

G: It's still twisted and scary.

P: Are you getting the willies?

G: Hold me, I'm frightened. Don't watch this horror porn flick in the dark.

P: Oh brother. Now back to a fratboy ass-shaving.

G: Back to spanking a bud. I am getting dizzy.

P: Then switch to Chad again with a green lube.

G: This is a perfect Halloween movie. He's a witch.

P: A witch dressed like an Egyptian complete with gold headband. Maybe more of a sorcerer.

G: Geez, he just came in the green lube goblet.

P: He poured the spunk in a bottle and teleported over to where the hazing is still going on.

G: Is he a genie? Is this I Dream of Weanie?

P: I was just watching Barbara Eden on TV Land.

G: Chad put the potion on the frat's pizza.

P: The two guys' conversation is hilarious.

G: The GAYVN gave this movie four and half stars? Their standards must have been low back in the nineties!

P: His big shaved penis is worth a half star at least.

Chad the pool boy pours the potion into local Jacuzzi where two new applicants bring their newly shaved dicks in for a dip.

G: That wicked water got them all hot and bothered.

P: Didn't they notice green lotion floating in the water?

G: The two head for the shed to not get caught by Randy.

P: Everyone is living in fear of the bully.

G: Someone was working through some issues when they wrote the script for this flick.

Pubert: Thumbs down the throat.

Groeper: Thumbs down the throat.

Visit to spend the night with Hell Knight.

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