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FROM THE BOOTH
Jersey Score, Jet Set Men
by Pubert and Groeper
2010-06-09

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Pubert: I love the idea of a Jersey Shore parody... makes me want to fist-pump!

Groeper: This porn has been mentioned on TMZ and CNN.

P: Did you know that I met Snooki? She is so crazy!

G: Pauly D. is the one for me but I can settle for Pauly G. in this flick. Look at that bubble butt!

"The Stimulation" introduces himself in the opening credits.

P: He has the Guido act down pat.

G: I love the fact that he is obsessed with his own body.

P: This is the first time Dean has appeared outside of his own website ClubDean.com .

G: He keeps telling the new guy Sammy that he is not gay.

P: But he's making Sammy do naked squats for him.

G: Sammy will do anything to be the new roommate.

P: The set designer who put the Italian flags on the table is a genius!

G: Sammy has some throat skills.

P: He knows what to do with an Italian sausage.

G: He's doing a weird stabbing on the side of Sammy's mouth with his cock.

P: I call it the "fish hook!"

G: Stimmy is so obsessed with his muscles that he doesn't even pay attention to the blowjob.

P: Talk about getting into your character.

G: There is lots of ass play for a couple of straight dudes.

P: His hole is getting stimulated. GTL stands for Gay Talented Licking in this case!

Vinnie, Pauly G. and Ronnie meet up in the bathroom of the house.

G: Pauly is taking forever doing his hair.

P: The other two bust down the door and there is a tussle.

G: How many fights to do I have that ends up with sucking a penis? I have lost count.

P: Is this video sponsored by Ed Hardy? Everyone is wearing a shirt or underwear from that company.

G: After the three-way they run over to finish grooming in the mirror.

P: Hilarious! That was classic.

The boys hit the bar for a night out on the town.

G: Taking shots and losing their shirts to show off their physiques, nice.

P: They are drinking "fuzzy buttholes."

G: You can't stop at just one drink...make mine a double!

P: Is a stranger going to hit one of them in the face, like the show?

G: OMG, Ronnie punched Angelo instead!

P: Angelo is putting the make on the new guy in the corner.

G: They are having sex on a stage in the bar and no one notices.

P: Maybe Jersey boys are so self-absorbed that they don't see them.

It's closing time for D-Wow as the bartender and Mike are the last ones standing.

G: "The Stimulation" cannot get enough of himself.

P: Could he kiss any louder on D-Wow's chest?

G: I hope D doesn't fall off those bar stools wearing those gym socks.

P: Mike just shot Wow in the eye!

G: D didn't wow me with his own cumshot. He was a little squirter.

P: The in-between scenes with the actors talking to the camera MTV style is picture perfect.

G: There was even some behind-the-scenes antics during the credits.

P: All that's missing is the duck telephone and the hot tub on the roof.

Pubert: Big thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the Italian butt.

To purchase your piece of Jersey, visit jetset.com .


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