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FROM THE BOOTH Summer Lust
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper
2012-09-12

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Pubert: The dog days of summer are over!

Groeper: We have time for one last Summer Lust.

P: I can always squeeze one in.

G: Do you think Paddy is Irish?

P: I will bet a bowl of frosted Lucky Charms on it.

Our first star D.O. takes a dip in the pool then finds Dean Monroe in bed naked.

G: Who doesn't want a little Dean spread and ready?

P: It's nice to see Dean with hair after being shaved at the Grabby's this year.

G: Ouch, he just pulled on his taint!

P: I wonder what D.O. stands for?

G: "Dick Out" in this case.

P: Look at Dean choking on that cock.

G: It's like a Slurpee, and I am not talking about the Glee kind!

P: I think it's more of a 7 than an 11.

G: Where is our measuring stick for the TV?

P: I love how Monroe spit and just lapped it up.

G: He's a pig.

P: But such a pristine accent he has.

G: Monroe hasn't worked with Falcon in many years.

P: He looks like someone I know but he's straight and shy.

G: I'm sure you could bring him out of his shell.

P: He just flung sperm at him.

G: I guess a sperm whale sneaked in the pool.

Marc Dylan strips out of his yellow swimsuit and dives into the pool in the next scene.

P: Paddy O'Brian has a strong accent.

G: Marc just pulled him into the pool.

P: Poor Paddy, all wet and no place to go.

G: Looks like Paddy got a scratch on his hiney from the concrete.

P: Someone needs a Band-Aid.

G: O'Brian ain't lyin' when he says he's got an amazing body.

P: I would call it chiseled.

G: Do they really want to have anal sex on white leather furniture?

Landon Conrad goes to the kitchen to make a snack when Bryce Star walks in from sunbathing.

P: Landon is Falcon's man of the year and I can see why.

G: I don't care for his checkered shorts.

P: I think he's going to lose them pretty quick.

G: The Armani underwear is really hot underneath the tacky shorts.

P: Landon is feeding him mango.

G: Hey, leggo my mango!

P: Bryce has a really nice tattoo sleeve.

G: Don't forget the nice big thick dick.

P: This mansion is seeing all kinds of action. Even the kitchen counter gets an eyeful.

G: There must have been an aphrodisiac in that mango!

P: Something is being seeded all right.

G: This would have been a perfect opportunity to have fun with the fruit around there.

P: That might be too adventurous for these two.

G: Bryce's cucumber shot all over Landon's chest.

P: And Conrad's carrot stick left a load on Star's pecs right after.

The boys chat and pal around in the living room the next day.

G: What is with that hat that Paddy's wearing?

P: Look he took it off for you.

G: He tossed it because he's going after Jimmy Fanz in the pool.

P: Okay, that hot sun and water makes me want more summer.

G: I think it might be the drops glistening off Paddy that you want.

P: He ain't too shabby for a meat and potatoes kind of guy.

G: Jimmy has a look to him that is both innocent and devilish at the same time.

P: Fanz is screaming like a banshee.

G: I have never seen abs work like those on Paddy before.

P: His balls are rotating like on a spin cycle.

G: Perfect place for a mirror right by the bed.

P: Whoever did the trim job on these two should win a medal for Best Hair.

G: Someone is ready for the Grabby's already and we just finished Labor Day!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

Falcon has been pumping out the porn this year! Check it all out here at www.falconstudios.com .


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