Pubert: The dog days of summer are over!
Groeper: We have time for one last Summer Lust.
P: I can always squeeze one in.
G: Do you think Paddy is Irish?
P: I will bet a bowl of frosted Lucky Charms on it.
Our first star D.O. takes a dip in the pool then finds Dean Monroe in bed naked.
G: Who doesn't want a little Dean spread and ready?
P: It's nice to see Dean with hair after being shaved at the Grabby's this year.
G: Ouch, he just pulled on his taint!
P: I wonder what D.O. stands for?
G: "Dick Out" in this case.
P: Look at Dean choking on that cock.
G: It's like a Slurpee, and I am not talking about the Glee kind!
P: I think it's more of a 7 than an 11.
G: Where is our measuring stick for the TV?
P: I love how Monroe spit and just lapped it up.
G: He's a pig.
P: But such a pristine accent he has.
G: Monroe hasn't worked with Falcon in many years.
P: He looks like someone I know but he's straight and shy.
G: I'm sure you could bring him out of his shell.
P: He just flung sperm at him.
G: I guess a sperm whale sneaked in the pool.
Marc Dylan strips out of his yellow swimsuit and dives into the pool in the next scene.
P: Paddy O'Brian has a strong accent.
G: Marc just pulled him into the pool.
P: Poor Paddy, all wet and no place to go.
G: Looks like Paddy got a scratch on his hiney from the concrete.
P: Someone needs a Band-Aid.
G: O'Brian ain't lyin' when he says he's got an amazing body.
P: I would call it chiseled.
G: Do they really want to have anal sex on white leather furniture?
Landon Conrad goes to the kitchen to make a snack when Bryce Star walks in from sunbathing.
P: Landon is Falcon's man of the year and I can see why.
G: I don't care for his checkered shorts.
P: I think he's going to lose them pretty quick.
G: The Armani underwear is really hot underneath the tacky shorts.
P: Landon is feeding him mango.
G: Hey, leggo my mango!
P: Bryce has a really nice tattoo sleeve.
G: Don't forget the nice big thick dick.
P: This mansion is seeing all kinds of action. Even the kitchen counter gets an eyeful.
G: There must have been an aphrodisiac in that mango!
P: Something is being seeded all right.
G: This would have been a perfect opportunity to have fun with the fruit around there.
P: That might be too adventurous for these two.
G: Bryce's cucumber shot all over Landon's chest.
P: And Conrad's carrot stick left a load on Star's pecs right after.
The boys chat and pal around in the living room the next day.
G: What is with that hat that Paddy's wearing?
P: Look he took it off for you.
G: He tossed it because he's going after Jimmy Fanz in the pool.
P: Okay, that hot sun and water makes me want more summer.
G: I think it might be the drops glistening off Paddy that you want.
P: He ain't too shabby for a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
G: Jimmy has a look to him that is both innocent and devilish at the same time.
P: Fanz is screaming like a banshee.
G: I have never seen abs work like those on Paddy before.
P: His balls are rotating like on a spin cycle.
G: Perfect place for a mirror right by the bed.
P: Whoever did the trim job on these two should win a medal for Best Hair.
G: Someone is ready for the Grabby's already and we just finished Labor Day!
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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