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From Alexander Pictures.

Pubert: My editor is going to Brazil so this is a tribute to his trip!

Groeper: I know you are green and yellow, Jell-O.

P: I have been there before. The clubs are fun and, of course, I would like to go back.

G: Let's start watching and see how hung these countrymen are… .

Outdoor scenes full of Pride parade attendees on floats where crowds are waving at the camera.

P: I am sure they had no idea they were being filmed for a porn movie.

G: I am so ready for June and our Pride parade in Chicago.

P: There are going to be some changes this time with an earlier start.

G: I am sure that will just mean a longer day.

P: I am not sure about the slide show introducing our first two stars.

G: Renato and Caspar seem to be in a hotel somewhere watching the parade from their window.

P: They are wearing the gayest underwear.

G: Renato is hung like a horse.

P: And like a Brazilian... .

G: Check out the shaved banana.

P: The camera is at a worm's-eye view.

G: A one-eye view from his crotch!

P: It's like we are on our knees watching them.

G: I am sure that works for some fans' fantasies.

P: Caspar has a pointy penis.

G: He could put out Renato's eye with it!

P: Don't they even want to sit down to fuck?

G: He's banging him against a wall.

P: Renato has his hand behind his head like the song "I'm Sexy and I Know It."

G: "I work outttt!"

P: They finally sat down in that comfortable plastic chair.

G: Now it's Renato's turn to get Harvey Wallbanged.

P: Turnabout is fair play.

G: They shot jizz on a chair seat cushion.

P: What is sexy about that?

G: I guess the easy cleanup after.

Manoel and Afonso are the next two buddies taking a break from the festivities in the hotel room.

P: I guess no subtitles are needed here.

G: We can just make up our own dialogue then.

P: "I'm tired from all the drinking in the streets."

G: "Maybe my tongue will wake you up."

P: Who is knocking on the door down the hallway?

G: No one is home, give up!

P: Oh my gawd that is so distracting.

G: Either answer it or go away.

P: He finally got the hint.

G: No he didn't, he's still banging on the door.

P: This is really weird. Why doesn't someone yell, "Quiet on set!"?

G: Manoel only squirted a little, right on the tabletop.

P: Afonso was a bit better.

G: Isn't he missing the L in his name?

P: It's Brasil baby. You can spell it how you like it!

Horacio and Jaime whisper sweet Portuguese in each other's ears.

G: They are having a long conversation without any subtitles to help the viewer out.

P: I took a Portuguese class but it wasn't enough with this much slang.

G: What a loud kisser.

P: Brazilians do everything big!

G: Including Jaime's jalapeño!!!

P: He likes Horacio's tattoos.

G: Those aren't tattoos on his back, it is more like graffiti.

P: He got tagged!

G: They must be in the same building with all the door knocking again.

P: "Knock knock knocking on heaven's door."

G: I can't believe this on a professional video.

G: This does not make me want to travel to Brazil.

P: And Gay Pride can't be all that if everyone stays inside in hotel rooms.

G: Hopefully our editor's trip is better than this.

P: Brazil or bust, buddy.

G: I went bananas for a few of those boys.

P: Although it was fun to penis watch, it's also about how the tool is used!

Pubert: Finger down the throat.

Groeper: Finger down the throat.

For better Brazilian flicks pick, but skip this one.

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