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FROM THE BOOTH Park & Ride
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper
2012-07-18

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From Treasure Island Media

Pubert: Treasure Island is the hot topic these days, this week featured on The Huffington Post.

Groeper: These covers are getting harder to censor.

P: This one might have to just be cut in half!

G: No summer vacation for our editor.

A Park & Ride sign points to a detour off the side of the road where Brad McGuire picks up a friend.

P: Well, that's handy. Just open the back hatch and throw down a blanket for action.

G: That's your old buddy Brad, right?

P: Yup, I have been wondering what he has been up to since leaving Chicago.

G: I guess San Francisco has been treating him well!

P: Outdoor sex is perfect for the summer.

G: Your buddy Brad sure is bossy.

P: That bottom just doesn't know what to do.

G: This reminds me to not forget my jock when I go camping.

P: You never know when you will get banged in a trunk.

G: Brad has a Treasure Island tattoo.

P: Now that is what I call branding!

G: Yeah, they branded Brad's bod.

P: This column is dedicated to the letter B.

G: Is this Sesame Street?

P: I don't know what street they are on but it looks like the middle of nowhere.

G: Brad is very verbal.

P: It's good to see him again, even if it's only on TV!

Next scene has regular star Christian in a chain-linked platform.

G: He's hoisted up like a piñata.

P: And everyone is taking a swing at him with their bat.

G: They could have finished the room first. There's no ceiling and missing walls.

P: Also, a strange painting on the wall.

G: I'm sure it's covering up something.

P: Isn't he kind of twinkish to be a top?

G: Twinks can top too!

Back to the outdoors for scene three with Caedon Chase from scene one.

G: Fucked up against a tree trunk.

P: That's never comfortable but always fun.

G: Along comes a spider, I mean a white guy in a T-shirt.

P: Little Miss Chase is sitting on a tuffet.

G: I think this is where the Ride is coming in from our title.

P: I love he has a smoke afterwards.

G: I hope he doesn't start a forest fire.

P: Call Woodsy Owl.

G: He already had Smokey the Bear in his ass.

Brad is back for more in an open air three-way.

P: I think they are on someone's driveway now.

G: No it's the gravel around their pool.

P: Nice decorations with the planters and all.

G: They keep talking about a sloppy hole. Do you like a tight or a sloppy one?

P: No comment.

G: It's double penetration time!

Then we head downstairs to the electrical room with Caedon and Colin.

G: Caedon is used once again.

P: Funny you say "used."

G: He is going beyond the call of duty in this flick.

P: The top is using his tank top to choke poor Caedon.

G: Someone just got bounced against a boiler.

Antonio Biaggi is cruising in his limo around town eventually picks up Logan Stevens.

G: What a stud.

P: I met Antonio at IML one year. He's smaller in real life.

G: I thought his penis was huge.

P: I meant his height, silly.

G: I love the snap-open shirt. It's very Magic Mike!

P: Good variety of scenes, just not of actors.

G: But the cast is big enough to make up for it.

P: I feel like we traveled all over with this one. One moment we are inside, then outside, then riding in a limo.

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

For more adult movies visit www.treasureislandmedia.com .


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