From Raging Stallion Starring Trent Diesel and Keiran
Pubert: It's time for Fresh Meat! I'm tired of stars that have been around the block.
Groeper: From the Hard Friction Edge series.
P: One star is named Lonzo Zolar, sounds like a fortune teller.
G: Cover says "hot unscripted sex." After some of the scripts we hear, this improvisation porno might just be better.
Jayden Grey and Ari Silvio are kissing naked on a bed.
P: Yup, not much of a script. This one cuts right to the chase.
G: White sheets can be a dangerous thing in the anal world.
P: Jayden Grey? Is that like Jean Grey from the X-Men?
G: Maybe that was the inspiration.
P: Is that his iPod charging on the nightstand?
G: This scene is a one nightstand!
P: Ari can't get all of Jayden's cock down his throat.
G: Good thing his friend is helping him out by pushing his head down.
P: Why does Ari remind me of a certain local podcast performer when he makes that expression?
G: Talk about a blind item!
P: These stars have natural hair growth that is in keeping with the theme of this movie.
G: Did Ari just call Jayden "Todd"?
P: Oopsie, maybe he said "tight."
Scene two has Rex Ryan and Steve Cruz chatting on a couch.
G: Steve Cruz is as sexy as ever.
P: I am not sure the same can be said about new guy Rex Ryan. That hipster mustache and unkempt hair have to go.
G: He's wearing a trucker hat.
P: Cruz is interviewing before they bang.
G: They just described this as a "mash-up" of porn.
P: They should play mash-up music in the background.
G: It could be like Glee!
P: Steve found Rex at a yard sale. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
Next scene is a screen test for Trent Diesel.
G: I never like these interviews from a cameraman with a porn star.
P: It kind of kills the fantasy but some viewers have a thing for it.
G: Yeah, the amateur lovers.
P: His penis is pierced sideways with the silver bar.
G: I've never seen that angle before.
P: He blew his load, next scene please.
G: We are halfway through now.
Draven Torres interviews Steve Cruz on camera before Bruno Bond is brought in as a fluffer.
P: Draven just described himself as "old-fashioned."
G: He was referring to liking to kiss. I guess that is old fashioned these days.
P: It can be hard to find.
G: Bruno is tonguing Draven's ass like a lap dog.
P: Then Steve is moving in on him. Talk about tag teaming a sucker!
G: That boy done lost his bandanna in the bed somewhere.
P: That is a chunky monkey sperm shot on Torres' hind end.
G: And he licked it up like Ben & Jerry's ice cream!
P: Draven proved he can ride it like the best after all.
Another solo scene with Lonzo Zolar, then suddenly we are in Australia with Cruz and Bruno.
G: Is this the same video?
P: It is. They went a long way for a casting call.
G: They scouted a boy on the beach named Keiran.
P: His accent is so strong.
G: "Sucking cawk," he just said.
P: His lizard is so curved and big.
G: A really good shooter for new talent.
P: This one might have a full time job!
G: The video might not be for everybody but it definitely has some hot moments.
P: Who needs MTV's Real World Fresh Meat Challenge when we have our own porn version?!?
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Little finger up the butt.
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