Fear
from Titan Media
Starring Tony Buff
and Dean Flynn
Pubert: Just in time for Halloween, it's Fear!
Groeper: I'm scared already.
P: Boo!
G: Even the intro is frightening me.
Two hikers played by Dean Flynn and François Sagat head off to hike in the woods when two locals pull over to offer assistance. One of them meets up with some friends to share a hot story.
P: I love how they addressed the elephant in the room, Sagat's tattooed head.
G: It sounds like the townsfolk are going to do a hate crime on the gay hikers.
P: This could be the most terrifying adult flick of 2007!
G: The story they are telling involves two guys kidnapping a man in the woods.
P: They knocked him unconscious with a paint ball.
G: I heard that those hurt.
P: They are holding the paint ball gun to his balls.
G: While he's hogtied, no less.
P: Oh no, he just puked on his dick!
G: This is gross like that Lady Gaga video.
P: Just when I think I've seen it all in the porn world there is always something new.
G: That pissing scene was like a garden hose.
P: I believe he just marked his territory.
G: Tony and Tober know how to tame a victim.
P: I think there is a fetish for everyone here from armpits to peeing.
G: They are hoisting him up over a vat of cold water.
P: This reminds me of that Sybil book I was just reading.
G: That is a scary television movie too!
P: He's literally punching him in the balls.
G: And he's strung upside down like a piñata.
Two different trios break out in the woods, then we switched to disc two. Alex Baresi's car breaks down out in the woods.
P: Good thing someone from out of the forest offers some car assistance.
G: Who needs AAA?
P: Shh, he's checking under his hood.
G: Which leads to a blowjob and ball torture with a boot shoestring.
P: He just flicked Alex in the scrotum. Flick my dick!
G: Ouch. Lucky they found a bench by the shed to fuck on.
P: Do you think being spit at directly in the face during sex is demeaning?
G: Well, I think either one of themor possibly bothhas issues.
P: I have an issue with that cum ending to the scene. It was like semen sprinkles.
G: Maybe all the spitting made him nervous.
P: This scene is not over. Alex is performing saline scrotal inflation on himself with a needle.
G: Why would he do that?
P: It's a fetish and so is getting punched in the sack apparently.
G: At least he helped him fix his car.
Now we return to our regularly schedule: Dean and Francois hiking down the trail.
P: I feel like so much has happened since we left them.
G: These stars all seem to have weak bladders and pee a lot in this movie.
P: This scene is pretty vanilla compared to the last one.
G: How boring being banged on a tree trunk.
P: Until the three hicks show up to kidnap them.
G: Flynn is tied to a chair while Sagat is strung up like a turkey.
P: This is like Deliverance, but porn.
G: Keeping the line "squeal like a pig" in business.
P: François is so scared he pissed on himself.
G: They are taking turns drenching him with urine.
P: CJ, Brody and Diesel are tag-teaming Sagat outside while Flynn watches.
G: Afterwards the captives are let go.
P: I hope all of our readers have as graphic a Halloween as we did.
G: Trick or treat, I could live in Fear!
Pubert: Finger down the throat.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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