Pubert: Pubert picked political porn this week!
Groeper: This is a touchy topic and we lost again.
P: This policy seems so ancient.
G: Like Little House on the Prairie times. Didn't you just interview those girls?
P: Yes, Nellie was a hoot!
G: D.O. looks like the werewolf in HBO's True Blood.
P: That's a good thing and a free bonus movie mentioned on the back cover is another!
Tommy Defendi enters a tent to take a break from the military life.
G: Hey, that's your buddy Tommy.
P: Yeah, he is really sweet in person.
G: That's a Playboy Magazine that he is looking through while he beats his meat.
P: The page is open to a picture of a horse. He never told me about that fetish before.
G: What is horse lovin' called?
G: I like Tommy's scruffy look.
P: Maybe it's a disguise. Okay, he's masturbating to girls now.
G: That magazine issue is so old. Is this flick set in the sixties?
P: Another guy just walked in and it is no big shock to catch Tommy in the act.
G: Oh, I guess it happens every day in the trenches.
P: A quick reacharound for a buddy; just don't tell anyone.
G: The finger sucking is turning me on.
P: It's probably part of his army chores.
G: Definitely part of his civil duty. This blowjob has all the right angles.
P: My poor Tommy just choked on it.
G: He has to suffer for his art.
P: I know, people think it is all fun and games.
G: Uh-oh, he's warming up Rusty's hole.
P: It seems like it would hurt the way his penis bent back over the tarp.
G: Is that a lip tattoo on his stomach?
P: There are a couple. The problem is that it's a woman's lipstick image.
A young private takes a leak outside while his sergeant approaches.
P: Why is he peeing in a pipe?
G: That must be the latrine.
P: So what if he has to do a number two?
G: That's when they practice their aim.
G: The sergeant is named Girth... and with good reason!
P: Somehow Jake is taking it all.
G: These guys are hairy, which fits the scene.
P: No time to shave when you rise at the crack of dawn.
G: Speaking of cracks, he just ripped off underwear and is becoming a drill sergeant!
One newbie is having his head shaved by his mate.
G: It is tattoo city with these boys.
P: This leads to a discussion about their inspiration and some groping.
G: Chris and Kennedy make a good match.
P: Yes, very believable, right down to their army skivvies.
G: Listen to the jingle jangle of the dogtag.
P: Someone just got a facial away at camp!
G: If they do manicures then I am out of here.
D.O. and Angelo smoke it up outside.
G: Did he just shotgun him with the smoke?
P: Yes, and it leads to a kiss.
G: This is D.O.'s first film with Raging Stallion.
P: Where did they find him? That body is perfect.
G: D.O. must stand for Damn Orgasmic!
P: I wish my scruff looked that good.
G: I think he might have it professionally trimmed.
P: He reminds me of that actor off Days of Our Lives that I used to crush on in high school.
G: While not as long and heavy on the plot as their masterpiece Grunts, this piece really pops.
P: We have more watching to do. Don't forget there is a bonus disc.
G: Don't ask, just go ahead and make a sequel to this movie!
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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