Pubert: It's World of Chocolate time again!
Groeper: And you shot the cover.
P: Every year now.
G: I can hardly wait to see what you do next year: maybe white chocolate?
P: We will see. I picked sexual chocolate with these videos.
G: Yum, let's give it a lick.
This exclusive video is a set of previews for videos made by Chocolate Cream.
P: This is like a clips edition of our column where we judge upcoming videos.
G: What a change of pace.
P: Our first one is "Once Upon a Time in New York."
G: Was New York like that when you went recently?
P: The subway sure looks grungy enough.
G: A Latino gives a guy a blowjob at the bottom of the steps.
P: This is right up my alley.
G: Or down an alley, it looks like.
P: I wonder if they had to get permission to shut down the train station.
G: They just got caught in the act!
P: In the next scene he's sucking him on the train.
G: Maybe they were porn vigilantes and did this on the sly.
P: How did they not get in trouble?
G: He just said, "This is my stop" and hopped off.
P: Talk about a blow and go!
G: They are going back to his crib.
P: That mattress has some mileage on it.
G: Aw, what a cute Disney picture. Looks like Mickey and the gang are watching them fuck.
"You Know What I Did Last Summer"
P: I take it that this is not the Jennifer Love Hewitt version.
G: In the hotel room he said, "What happens in Chicago, stays in Chicago."
P: So true, unless you put it on Facebook!
G: One guy is robbed in his home, then his ass is stolen by the burglar.
P: Stealing the family jewels, eh?
G: The masked man is hung like a horse.
P: And the quotes keep coming; one bro says on the phone, "I am young, attractive, it's summer and I am just going to do me."
G: Now that it's winter, you going to do you?
P: I am going to say inside and do me!
G: He's yelling, "Damn dawg!"
P: While he's getting it dawgy-style.
"A Walk on the Wild Side"
G: Lou Reed, eat your heart out.
P: The cover boy jacks off on a rooftop.
G: Until he's interrupted by a stranger.
P: He's not on the down-low, he's on the up-high.
G: Afterwards there is a pool party in the hood.
P: I love how they put up a tarp to block the view of the orgy from the nearby houses.
G: But the neighbors can still see over it!
"Behind Closed Doors"
P: He met him at the dumpster taking a pee.
G: So romantic. It's a Disney love story.
P: He just flipped him upside down to eat his ass.
G: His bald head is banged against the wall, ouch!
P: Do you hear that? It's a car alarm outside.
G: I don't think he will find the clicker up that man's booty.
P: He's drowning out the outside noise with those creaky springs.
P: They have a "Candy Shop" on the Web site.
G: It's like we reviewed their site and the videos found there at the same time. Excellent!
P: These videos have a certain amateur style to them.
G: If you are in the mood for chocolate or cream, this snicker satisfies!
Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.
Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.
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