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FROM THE BOOTH Chocolate Cream Previews B.C. Productions
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by Randy Pubert & Dick Groeper
2010-11-24

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Pubert: It's World of Chocolate time again!

Groeper: And you shot the cover.

P: Every year now.

G: I can hardly wait to see what you do next year: maybe white chocolate?

P: We will see. I picked sexual chocolate with these videos.

G: Yum, let's give it a lick.

This exclusive video is a set of previews for videos made by Chocolate Cream.

P: This is like a clips edition of our column where we judge upcoming videos.

G: What a change of pace.

P: Our first one is "Once Upon a Time in New York."

G: Was New York like that when you went recently?

P: The subway sure looks grungy enough.

G: A Latino gives a guy a blowjob at the bottom of the steps.

P: This is right up my alley.

G: Or down an alley, it looks like.

P: I wonder if they had to get permission to shut down the train station.

G: They just got caught in the act!

P: In the next scene he's sucking him on the train.

G: Maybe they were porn vigilantes and did this on the sly.

P: How did they not get in trouble?

G: He just said, "This is my stop" and hopped off.

P: Talk about a blow and go!

G: They are going back to his crib.

P: That mattress has some mileage on it.

G: Aw, what a cute Disney picture. Looks like Mickey and the gang are watching them fuck.

"You Know What I Did Last Summer"

P: I take it that this is not the Jennifer Love Hewitt version.

G: In the hotel room he said, "What happens in Chicago, stays in Chicago."

P: So true, unless you put it on Facebook!

G: One guy is robbed in his home, then his ass is stolen by the burglar.

P: Stealing the family jewels, eh?

G: The masked man is hung like a horse.

P: And the quotes keep coming; one bro says on the phone, "I am young, attractive, it's summer and I am just going to do me."

G: Now that it's winter, you going to do you?

P: I am going to say inside and do me!

G: He's yelling, "Damn dawg!"

P: While he's getting it dawgy-style.

"A Walk on the Wild Side"

G: Lou Reed, eat your heart out.

P: The cover boy jacks off on a rooftop.

G: Until he's interrupted by a stranger.

P: He's not on the down-low, he's on the up-high.

G: Afterwards there is a pool party in the hood.

P: I love how they put up a tarp to block the view of the orgy from the nearby houses.

G: But the neighbors can still see over it!

"Behind Closed Doors"

P: He met him at the dumpster taking a pee.

G: So romantic. It's a Disney love story.

P: He just flipped him upside down to eat his ass.

G: His bald head is banged against the wall, ouch!

P: Do you hear that? It's a car alarm outside.

G: I don't think he will find the clicker up that man's booty.

P: He's drowning out the outside noise with those creaky springs.

P: They have a "Candy Shop" on the Web site.

G: It's like we reviewed their site and the videos found there at the same time. Excellent!

P: These videos have a certain amateur style to them.

G: If you are in the mood for chocolate or cream, this snicker satisfies!

Pubert: Thumbs up the butt.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

Not enough cocoa at the World of Chocolate event ( afc.aidschicago.org ) ? Visit chocolatecreamfactory.com .


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