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FROM THE BOOTH Cabin Retreat
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
2012-06-06

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From Lucas Entertainment. Starring Vito Gallo and Adrian Long.

Pubert: After IML I am going on a retreat.

Groeper: We need a vacation after all

those leather men.

P: It looks like they were caught in the a

ct on these stairs from this cover.

G: Maybe the cameraman broke into

their cabin.

P: The back cover looks a little too dark

to give a good idea of what the video is like.

Vito Gallo and Tate Ryder enter their log cabin for a getaway.

G: Tate has the funniest accent.

P: What do you expect from a guy named Tate Ryder?

G: I think he means "taint rider."

P: It is not taking them long to get down to business.

G: They haven't even gone down the stairs!

P: He's choking on that pole.

G: Tate is so tattooed!

P: Ryder is being poked in the rear.

G: He better hold onto that railing.

P: Everything is wooden in that cabin. Don't they need some cushions for the pushing?

G: Don't worry, they are moving over to the pillows now.

P: That wicker furniture isn't much better.

G: I do like Vito's boner. It's hard as a rock.

P: And it blows a load all over Tate's stomach.

In the billiard room, Jordano Santoro and Brandon Jones play with their sticks.

G: This might be the most awkward conversation of the year.

P: It's like they are speaking two different languages to each other.

G: "Do you want to get naked with me, Papi?"

P: I just want them to stop talking!

G: Jordano is pretty hot bent over that pool table though.

P: His last name is Santoro. Hope he's not named after Rick Santorum.

G: Porn and politics don't mix!

P: Jordano is playing it like he's in pain and having pleasure at the same time.

G: He acts like he's not a bottom very often.

P: I'm very confused by his performance.

G: They switched positions so seamlessly I didn't notice he changed to a top.

P: That's what I call a flip fuck.

G: That couch is sounding creaky.

Adrian Long and Sam Steel are bored of playing video games and decide to strip.

P: He definitely has a big joystick.

G: Do you think Adrian Long works out?

P: He's sexy and he knows it.

G: His veins are popping out of his crotch.

P: That ottoman will never be the same after being used that way.

Johnny Venture is finishing up his shower in the next scene.

G: Johnny is a spitter.

P: Definitely not a swallower.

G: Ben Driver walks right in the bathroom to piss.

P: I guess the door was unlocked.

G: Make yourself at home…

P: Who does that a bed and breakfast?

G: When you gotta go, you gotta go!

P: Flushing the toilet flushes Johnny out of the shower.

G: The cold water made him run into the arms of Ben.

P: I'm a little jealous of Ben Driver's rod.

G: Thick is not quite the word.

P: He can Driver down my back alley any time.

The last scene introduces Hayden Colby, with Jordano Santoro returning.

G: This is out on the party deck.

P: They needed some sun. Maybe a tan will do them good.

G: Santoro just spread eagle on the railing.

P: I hope he doesn't fall over the balcony.

G: That would ruin the moment.

P: So many people are getting sick in Chicago with all of these weather changes.

G: We could all use a Cabin Retreat right now!

Pubert: Finger down the throat.

Groeper: Thumbs up the butt.

To purchase this and other fine adult flicks visit www.lucasentertainment.com .


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