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Confessions of a Nunn
JUDGING A PORN BY ITS COVER
by Jerry Nunn, Windy City Times
2013-04-17

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Rock Star!

by Falcon Video

Starring Paddy O'Brian

and Cal Skye

Jerry Nunn: Who knew porn stars could sing?

Diablo: I can hardly wait to hear this.

JN: Maybe they will go on tour.

D: You could be a groupie.

A manager signs a contract for his rock-star client.

JN: He took out his penis and started stroking during a meeting?

D: That's a bit unprofessional.

JN: Depends on the profession ... .

D: Oh, we have a little armpit licking going on here.

JN: I think he just signed a deal with the devil.

D: Alex is getting his tail reamed.

JN: Shooting the camera from below the glass table is pretty genius.

D: The leather ottoman works well for a cowboy ride.

JN: The jizz seals the deal.

Two rock stars sit by the pool drinking and tanning.

D: They are drinking pink drinks.

JN: They might not be the most macho rock stars I have ever seen.

D: Jimmy Durano just said, "I'm so glad we took a break from the tour."

JN: Looks like they are going for a skinny dip.

D: Laying on rock to be sucked off cannot be comfy, ouch.

JN: At least throw down a towel.

D: You must have known what was coming. They used a towel poolside.

JN: He's got goose bumps on his balls he's so excited!

D: The water in the pool is very crystal blue. I'm ready for summer.

JN: I'm just ready for some sun!

D: Look at those toes curl while he's being banged.

Two security guards stand outside protecting a celebrity in his home.

JN: He's so hot he has to take his shirt off.

D: This might be a first, a blowjob while wearing a Bluetooth!

JN: At least it's safe to drive with.

D: The security guards run inside the house naked?

JN: There's been a security breach, but in his butt hole.

D: This is like the Men in Black with those sunglasses. More like the Men on Cock.

With the security tied up, a young twink sneaks in to the rock star's room.

JN: The young fan is starstruck by the musician.

D: He strips and gives the singer a boner.

JN: Is that what rock stars do all day? Lounge around in a robe?

D: Yes, and they love to get their asses eaten like him too!

JN: Is that a bottle of whiskey on the floor?

D: This is like Rock of Ages, but porn.

JN: His hands are so lube-y.

D: And his hand left a big red mark on the fan's ass.

JN: Oh my gosh, he just shot all over that suede couch.

D: That is one sweaty rock god.

JN: There was no singing in the entire movie.

D: Not even a concert scene.

JN: Couldn't they have at least filmed a concert in a gay bar?

D: I guess the rock stars accent was supposed to make him authentic.

JN: [Sings P!nk's] So what? You're still a rock star!

Jerry Nunn: Crucifix down.

Diablo: Pitchfork down.

Nunn's Golden Rule: When sucking cock on a rock, use a frock!

For more porn stars, visit www.falconstudios.com .


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