The Club , from Channel 1 Releasing
Starring Jacque Pierr and Collin Stone
Jerry Nunn: The weather has been so unpredictable lately I decided to take us to sunny Florida.
Diablo: Fort Lauderdale in fact.
JN: Palm trees and blue hairs.
D: This cover looks like there is a lot going on behind closed doors.
Spencer Reed struts into The Club to meet his match.
JN: This is shot in the actual Club Fort Lauderdale itself.
D: His penis is popping out of his towel already.
JN: Jacque sees what he likes and does not beat around the bush.
D: Talk about bushes, those men are trimmed.
JN: But not too much; lots of man hair down there.
D: Shay Michaels is trying to horn in on the action.
JN: And take a double dicking down the throat.
D: Jacque can't compete with the hairy bears in this scene.
JN: Muscle bears maybe.
D: Spencer is really good at sex if you haven't noticed.
JN: I can see why he's the man for the job.
D: Shay just said, "I see someone else to have sex with and I'm going over here."
JN: Spencer replied, "See ya" not even skipping a beat while fucking Jacque.
D: Sashay away, Shay!
Next we go poolside before heading indoors for some dark room fun.
D: The light show in the dark is too much.
JN: They are talking about how many men they've fucked in The Club.
D: Brian Davilla looks old enough to be David Chase's father.
JN: Now it's been a while since I went in a bathhouse but I don't remember this much talking going on.
D: Yeah, if I want to chitchat I will go to a bar.
JN: I like the fact that not everyone has a perfect body.
D: Not your stereotypical porn-star type.
It's shower time as Jesse Colter cleans himself while getting dirty.
JN: Look at him scrub his puppy.
D: That hot dog is getting all twisted.
JN: His vein is popping.
D: Get this man a towel. He's drooling on himself.
JN: That shower is built for five but poor Jesse is flying solo.
D: No one wants to be Jesse's boy!
JN: [Sings] "Why can't I find a man like that?"
D: Now he's heading to the gym to unload some weight.
JN: What is with that sideways smile he just gave Spencer?
D: Maybe that works in the gyms in Florida.
JN: I'm glad Spencer is back for more in another scene.
D: Don't they wear clothes in the gym though?
JN: I think they are working out other parts of the body this time out.
D: He's needs a spotter but found a sucker!
JN: I never thought about it but all the mirrors in a gym could be a turn-on.
D: I'm usually trying to avoid my reflection.
JN: Some muscle men will just stare at themselves working out in the mirror.
D: That's creepy.
Swinging over to a sling is the final scene with Colin Stone and more of the cast.
JN: This sling scene is not working for me.
D: Maybe you are not just a slinging single.
JN: Whips and chains don't hurt me.
D: You could just throw holy water on them.
JN: Those bad boys need it. A sauna can be the Devil's playground.
D: And I could find a pogo stick to ride on in that sandbox.
JN: I bet you could.
D: I'm sure you could teach them a lesson or two, too.
JN: A bathhouse is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there!
Final Judgement:
Jerry Nunn: Crucifix down.
Diablo: Pitchfork up.
Nunn's Rule: Save the small talk for other places more appropriate than a bathhouse!
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