by Pubert
You'd better watch out! You'd better not cry! You'd better not pout! I'm telling you why, Hans Ebson is comin' to town. It is gonna be a hot August with Hans Ebson visiting our windy city.
Pubert: You love coming to Chicago, don't you? I missed you last time you were here, so I definitely have to drop in on you this tour. Hans: I do love Chicago. It is a beautiful city and the people are nice. Not like here in California where [ people ] are selfish and self-centered. P: Well, then why don't you move here? H: I have my job here and I have to work. P: What do you do out there besides movies? H: I work as a foreman for a construction site. P: I bet that plays into your fan's fantasies. H: Yes, everyone thinks there are all these buff guys working with me. But they are actually nasty old men! P: So how did you get started in the whole biz of making porn movies? H: That is a long story. My ex told me that I should try it and that it would be a fantasy of his. Then after I made my first movie, he dumped me and called me 'porn trash'! P: Well, that sounds like his problem and not yours. I am sure lots of guys would be happy to have a boyfriend like you. What do you look for in a mate? H: Someone attractive, nice, any age. I like blonde hair but have dated Latinos, too. I am a friendly guy. People just talk about me and what I do when I am out on the town but don't approach me. If they don't come up to me, it is not gonna happen. P: And what would be a perfect date for you? H: Dinner, a movie and then... hmm, hmm. P: Hans, why you naughty boy! But while we are there, in your movies, do you just bottom? H: No way! It is easier to do that because you can't always be hard, but I am versatile. In private I like to top. P: I won't tell anyone. You are not exclusive with one adult film company. What has been your favorite one to work with? H: I liked Channel 1 Releasing. It was a fun, easy, quick shoot. P: I love Chi Chi. Speaking of drag queens, you were at Cocktail last time you were here. What did you think of Miss Foozie hosting? H: She's cool! Oh my god, I like her. She squeezed my leg! P: I bet she did. She is going to get a spanking next time I see her! We are looking forward to seeing you strip in Andersonville now. Do you consider yourself an exhibitionist? H: Hell yeah! One time in a hotel in New York, I was on the 5th floor up and jacked off to an open window. P: I bet that drew a crowd! And in the same vein, the crowds can see you at Man's Country August 4 and 5 and @mosphere on August 6.
So, he doesn't care if your naughty, but he is looking for nice. Hans Ebson is cummin' to town. If you want to stuff his stocking show up at
@mosphere on August 6 or Man's Country on August 4 & 5.
His next untitled release is for a company called Blue and will be out by Christmas.
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