Pictured: # 1 Will Todd Herzog's relationship with Spencer Duhm survive? # 2 Did you see Billy Crudup in Watchmen? "Blue" your mind, huh?
"The hardest part was trying to do it doggie-style."—Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson talks about filming a gay sex scene for Little Ashes, where he plays the lover of artist Salvador Dali. Just relax and breathe. It gets easier ( or so I've been told ) .
I should cut my niece some slack—she's a typical teenager. Still, I was surprised when I noted on her Facebook page that she just became a fan of Chris Brown. This was well after the Rihanna situation went public. One of her cousins responded, "That's gross—he's a woman beater". Then a friend retorted, "Get over it". Apparently my niece is not alone. A survey of 200 Boston area 12-19-year-olds ( my niece's demographic ) shows 51 percent saying the "incident" was Chris Brown's fault, but 46 percent still blame Rihanna. Forty-four percent added that fighting is just a normal part of any relationship. I'm starting to fear my family could someday end up the subject of a made-for-Lifetime movie!
Sexy Eric Nies managed an amazing feat—he saved a dog's life AND showed off his naked body. Eric saw a dog chase some geese onto a partially frozen lake in Bear Mountain, NY. The dog fell through the thin ice and was drowning, so Eric made a dash to save the pup—but not before taking off ALL of his clothes. As a former lifeguard, I commend Nies for knowing that if he ended up in the water, having clothes on would not only weigh him down, but also make him colder. Still, why did he take off his undies? If, of course, he was wearing any. Pics have surfaced of Eric gingerly making his way across the ice doggie-style ( I'm noting a trend here ) . He ultimately entered the frigid water, swam out to the dog, helped it onto the ice, and then hoisted himself up and out. Alas, the photos that have surfaced thus far have his naughty bits censored ... although that may be a blessing. Shrinkage, you know. If they turn up, you know I'll post 'em. To compensate, I will run an earlier nude photo of Eric from Bruce Weber's book "Bear Pond." That pic shows that, when it comes to shrinkage, Eric doesn't have a square to spare. Either way, you can see Nies from the knees up on BillyMasters.com .
Don't look for Heather Locklear to join the new version of Melrose Place. She's already nixed the plan because the powers-that-be didn't have any idea how to bring back her character of Amanda. The producers might want to talk to another former cast member, Lisa Rinna—she's full of ideas. Mrs. Hamlin has launched an all-out campaign to get cast on the new show, including walking up and down the real-life Melrose Place ( steps away from Billy Masters West ) wearing a placard that said, "Honk for Lisa Rinna on the new 'Melrose Place'". It was the quietest day in years! She's also posing nude for "Playboy" this summer. Put those two ideas together, and she might be onto something—walking nude on Melrose Place would probably get some horny men honking!
Spencer on "Survivor: Tocantins" has a secret—at least on the show. When another contestant asked him about the type of woman he likes, he changed the subject deftly. In a video confessional, he said, "My tribemates are not aware that I'm gay. I haven't told them. Only because in the culture that we live in, there's nothing really to gain, or not much to gain from people finding out that you are gay. I don't like hiding it though." One thing that we can reveal is who he's dating—"Survivor: China" winner Todd Herzog. Todd doesn't want to say too much because, "he's still on the show, but we met about a month before his season began. We're doing the 'take it slow' thing which I find to be really nice. Usually guys are in search for one thing, but it's refreshing to see that Spencer is different." Different enough to win? Time will tell...
Many of my fans are watching Real World: Brooklyn solely to catch a flash of sexy Scott Herman's sizzling flesh. We just got some sexy stills from Halloween when he dressed up like he should be working at Caesars Palace. He called it a Spartan outfit. I dunno about all that, but it sure was sparse on material—and big on flesh. Enough flesh to land on BillyMasters.com . And he's got a rock-hard codpiece...but that's another story.
Continuing this trend of hot naked guys, our "Ask Billy" question this week comes from Robert in San Diego: "I just saw 'Watchmen' and couldn't believe I was looking at a blue penis for two hours. Was that really Billy Crudup? And did you catch Patrick Wilson's ass? HAWT"
I have never missed an opportunity to ogle a naked Patrick Wilson, especially after seeing him on Broadway in The Full Monty. Since his wife is expecting their second baby, I suppose he wouldn't mind being called a hot daddy ... with a helluva hot ass. As to Billy Crudup, you realize that he's been at least partially CGI-generated, right? That said, from other pics we have of his penis, I'm willing to believe that blue appendage was real. You can check it out from the comfort of your own home, since we've obtained not only some hi-res pics, but also video footage! Head to BillyMasters.com .
When Crudup has a blue penis and Nies has blue balls, it's definitely time to end yet another column. Apropos of mentioning Bobby Clark, this weekend I'm off to San Francisco for the annual GayVN Awards. The best and brightest in gay porn will be on hand—perhaps even my hand! If there's any dish, I will be sure to write all about it on www.BillyMasters.com, the only choice for the discriminating gossip connoisseur. But I don't discriminate when it comes to answering your letters. Submit your queries to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before Crudup and Nies team up for a special episode of "Blue's Clues"! So, until next time, remember, one man's filth is another man's bible.
