"You leave your phone in the car and don't answer for the night and this?"Drake Bell addresses someone reporting him to the police as "missing and endangered".
The size of Pete Davidson's penis has long been a point of discussion among his former paramours. There was Ariana Grande, who joked that Davidson was sporting "like 10 inches"but do I expect accuracy from a member of the Grande family? Kim Kardashian added fuel to the fire by admitting she only dated him because of his "big dick energy."
Davidson has put the topic to rest...kinda. During a recent chat with Charlamagne tha God on The Breakfast Club, Pete admitted, "It's really not that special. It's a very normal-sized penis." While he didn't get into specifics, he added, "It's not too big or too small. It's big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt, is what I was told." By whom?
Last week, the hysterical Judy Gold was my guest on Billy Masters LIVE. We discussed many topicsincluding her very hot (and very straight) sons. She just wrapped up her show, Yes, I Can Say That! off-Broadway, and is heading back on the roadincluding a special performance at Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia on Mother's Day (May 14th). That show, which will be all about her mother, will be recorded for future release. She'll also be at the Post Office Café and Cabaret in Provincetown this summer. You can find all things Judy on her website, JudyGold.com . To find out more dish, check out my chat with Judy (among others) on our YouTube channel, Billy Masters TV, or on BillyMasters.com/TV.
Two hot men are in a tussle, and I for one couldn't be happier. It all started with Eduardo Verástegui, who I fondly remember as a member of the Latin pop group Kairo. He also appeared in Jennifer Lopez's video for "Ain't That Funny," in addition to the 2003 flick Chasing Papi (opposite Sofía Vergara, Lisa Vidal and Roselyn Sánchez). He then segued into a bunch of telenovelas, during which time he was rumored to be dating Ricky Martin. Somewhere along the way, he became a conservative politician and a supporter of Donald Trump!
Then there's openly gay Polo Morín, who'll be appearing in the upcoming Amazon flick Red, White & Royal Blue. But you can currently see him in the Netflix series High Heatwhich is about firefighting male strippers (yes, really). The shower scene alone will get you all hot and bothered! Polo is also very active on social media where he regularly posts risqué photos. Well, he's hot, in his early thirties, and has no body fat. Why do I know this? Well, when Polo was outed, it was with a leaked sex videowhich you can see on our website.
Now that you know the players, let's get to the game. In a recent speech, Eddie said, "Without a doubt, homosexuality is linked to pedophilia." Well, he said it in Spanish, but pedophilia is one of those universal words. This was all a bit much for Polo, who responded on Twitter: "If that was the case when YOU 'were' gay, it's just thatYOUR PERSONAL CRIMINAL EXPERIENCE. Hopefully one day you'll find the peace that you say you've found so you no longer have to 'condemn' others." The duo went back and forth a few times, but you get the gist. You can make your own gist after seeing the hot footage of both fellas on BillyMasters.com .
Since we're talking nudity, I picked an appropriate "Ask Billy" question. Greg in Chicago asks, "I heard about a naked dating show in Europe. Did they actually show all on a regular channel? Was anyone hot?"
Ah, this would be Dating Naked Germany. And, in this case, the title says it all. It also proves that the vast majority of the world's population should not be seen naked 24/7. It's just not a good look. It does, however, get one in the mood to iron! On the show, there are a few lookers. There's the striking Fabio De Pasqualewho may have some German in him, but is mostly Italian. He's a personal trainer and has a number of reality shows under his belt. In fact, what's under his belt is as impressive as what's above his belt. Some countries will get to watch the show on Paramount+. The rest of you can check out some of the more notable talent on BillyMasters.com .
When I'm in the mood for some knockwurst, it's definitely time to end yet another column. Well, if they're really hot, they don't even have to knockwhat's the wurst that could happen? Oh, these punsI'm a regular cunning linguist! I should mention that there was a notable female contestant on Dating Nakedshe is a former Miss Frankfurt...and that joke writes itself. For some visual aids, head to www.BillyMasters.com, the site that can give a Frankfurt as well as take one!
If you have a question for me, send it along to Billy@BillyMasters.com and I promise to get back to you before I get a glimpse of Davidson's kielbasa. To my fellow Albanians, "Krishti u Ngjall." To the Greeks, "Christos Anesti." And to everyone else, remember: one man's filth is another man's bible.