Welcome May this week. It means that sultry summer is not too far away. Let's follow the travels of Mercury from Aries, then Taurus and finally Gemini. We can't seem to keep our minds on any one thing! Let your thoughts roam free along with your hands.
ARIES ( MARCH 21 - APRIL 20 ) Every idea, no matter how awful, seems full of promise and potential. Be a bit picky gay Ram and share your goodies. It's all about you and your money through May. Patch things up after the 21st when you are flush and feel more generous.
TAURUS ( APRIL 21 - MAY 21 ) Queer Bulls take on more than they can chew at work through May. Why not relax and just contemplate your navel through mid-month? Try some yoga or meditation to reduce stress. If that doesn't work, try that cheap thing by the bar.
GEMINI ( MAY 22 - JUNE 21 ) Wilde parties have a tendency to go completely out of control. And how fickle will you be? Pink Twins can content themselves with knowing that deep down they are good, kind and giving. Hmmm... How deep down do you have to go to find that out?
CANCER ( JUNE 22 - JULY 23 ) You may find that May is the month to escape from confinements and commitments. Compadres beckon and have a few tricks up their sleeves. Go hot pink through the 29th and expand your social sphere. Also find a few new bars as well.
LEO ( JULY 24 - AUG. 23 ) Proud Lions ache for recognition but don't ask for it just yet. Any fiery communication will not reach the intended target nor will it have the intended effect. Compromise. In selling out you may find yourself the opportunity to buy, buy, buy!
VIRGO ( AUG. 24 - SEPT. 23 ) The urge to splurge is more costly than you expect. Queer Virgins are not concentrating on the bottom line. Instead of buying high and selling low, focus thoughts on self improvement and higher education. Mercury offers you a B.S. and that's no b.s.
LIBRA ( SEPT. 24 - OCT. 23 ) Gay Libras are into seeing and being seen. There is no holding them back from making fools of themselves. Avoid embarrassment by thinking first and preparing for your moment if you can. If not, thank goodness you have a good sense of humor!
SCORPIO ( OCT. 24 - NOV. 22 ) Don't let May slip by without doing a little self improvement. Meanwhile, no secrets are safe with you. Proud Scorps let the cat out of the bag at any opportunity. And yet all goes well; Cats and people are often happiest Out of the bag anyway.
SAGITTARIUS ( NOV. 23 - DEC. 22 ) Your mind is on work and you may not feel like bopping around with a bunch of hangers-on. But hold onto your moment of bop a little longer. By the end of the month, Mercury moves on and you pine for a close companion. The more the merrier!
CAPRICORN ( DEC. 23 - JAN. 20 ) Hone in on the job, but don't get too big for your britches. If your head gets too big for your office you may be moved to an open cubicle. Don't let the hungry sharks smell your panic or pink goat will be served in the corporate dining room.
AQUARIUS ( JAN. 21 - FEB. 19 ) While your thoughts are centered on your home and family, there is something pushing you to expand beyond your usual boundaries. Focus is key, Aqueerius. By the 29th you will gladly focus on more entertaining pastimes. No names please!
PISCES ( FEB. 20 - MARCH 20 ) Guppies go to extremes and eventually wash ashore to obsessively relive their actions. Why fight fate? Enjoy your assorted flotsam and jetsam while they last. Mercury stokes your home fires after the 29th to not only dry things Out but to toast them.
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