Dear Miss Tee,
I have recently lost my best friend to drag. He started to do it a few months ago and now he's in make-up and pantyhose all the time.
I feel like I've lost my buddy. He's nothing like himself when he's all dolled up, he's a completely different person, and I don't like drag queens. I'm afraid next he'll be whacking off his penis and getting titties. I know it's his life and all of that, but is there anything I can do to get him back? Or should I just move on?
-- George in Ravenswood
You don't like Drag Queens, George? So why the fuck are you writing to one? OK, friends do change, we all do, we grow older, we find new things or people and sometimes we have to go on when we can't accept those changes in our friends. It sounds to me like he's happy and it may just be a phase, or maybe he's gotten in touch with another side of himself and discovered what he really wants. If you can't deal with it, move on and remember him as he was, or give it some time and try to get to know the new her a little more. You might just find that under that Coti face powder and Revlon luscious red lipstick, is the same old friend just with a new coat of paint.
Dear Miss Tee,
I don't like my best friend's new girl, she's so ghetto and nothing like my best friend. I don't approve of multi-ethnic relationships anyway, they never work, and they have nothing in common. I don't know what the fuck she sees in this whore, but I'm tired of her always being around. I don't want to go out with them anymore because she is such an embarrassment. Should I give her an ultimatum or just kiss my friendship goodbye and have nothing to do with her.
-- TS In Edgewater.
If she's lucky! Who the fuck do you think you are? Queen Dyke Bitch of the Aryan Nation? Too Ghetto? Multi-Ethnic? I'll bet you voted for David Dukes, didn't you?
If your friend found someone who she cares about then hooray for her. It sounds to me like you have a few issues that you need to work on. Leave them alone and if you don't like her choice of partners then I suggest you find someone new to stalk. I would suggest maybe a Klan rally or maybe the Nazi's. Aren't they still in Cicero?
I think I'd rather deal with the piss and scat letters ...
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